Sealed Section...... "Lana's Filthy Porn"

[Lana]

Hey boys.... i am setting up some thread in the sealed section......
Would like to know what threads you would like........ i have lots of ideas.... just would like some imput u boys....

Dont forget to request to join th sealed porn section...... i will start approving your requests soon xxx

 

[bepp]

Cant really say what i'd like to see if i mention it i'd only get into trouble....ive already had the finger waved at me by some of the guys

 

[Lana]

PM it to me sweet

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Pirate Girls

 

[funflyer]

All the same ones you had before plus maybe a general one for member's personal porn photos if they want to post

 

[homer]

Oooo...can hardly wait, miss Lana...
The naughtish section of the naughty site..

How about a thread for Squirters United, Butt O' Spanky?

 

[XLNC]

Beach babes!!!

Girl-on-girl action, especially kissing.

Slo-mo cumshot gifs. But tastefully erotic ones only, of course.

 

[bepp]

Aww Cmon surely she's mire xxxx rated stuff than gurlz kissing ..??

 

[XLNC]

I meant kissing on both sets of lips.

 

[homer]

I meant kissing on both sets of lips.

Ah....you mean mouth to mouth resuscitation...on both mouths?

 

[XTREME]

will this section have any australian porn?
the Wild West girls on xhamster aint very good lol

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Selfie BooBie Thread

 

[Dez]

More BDSM ....please.....

 

[svengali]

Anything to do with Asiatic ladies - they are gorgeous.

 

[Lana]

cooly every one... i just getting a few things up before accepting the requests

 

[Obbie]

Girls with toys !!

 

[Alan Driver VIP Perth]

HEY, where's the rude bits. ??

 

[Alan Driver VIP Perth]

Who do l have to kill to get in the sealed section? l loved the old Lanas posts. They were smokin

 

[Lana]

i've started it boys...... so where are the requests to join?????

 

[XLNC]

I've just submitted my detailed application. For those who haven't done so yet, be prepared to spend hours on preparing it, as there are many, many questions to screen out undesirables. I wasn't sure why I needed to provide details of my first dog's third cousin's dietary habits, but there must be a good reason for it I suppose.

I wonder if I'll be accepted. The suspense is excruciating.

 

[johnlou]

i've started it boys...... so where are the requests to join?????

Lana i think it is best if you add the page address to this thread

 

[Dallas]

Surf and beach girls like last time! and here is my request to join please!

 

[Sherry]

With Lana in charge it's gonna be Filthy haha-You guys are going to love it!

 

[homer]

i've started it boys...... so where are the requests to join?????

Ok maam...where is the Apply button? Or does one just simply flood your inbox with filthy requests?

 

[purplefixer]

Wait...

There's a super secret VIP sealed section!?

Clearly, I'm still new here.

 

[MrBig]

Wait...

There's a super secret VIP sealed section!?

Clearly, I'm still new here.

That section only has photos of members.

 

[Gobble_Doc]

That section only has photos of members.

If I want to see pictures of me I can just go home and look at the ones on the walls. I want to see pictures of OTHER hairy albino dwarfs!
GD

 

[homer]

So i figured it out....it took a long while...Doh!

1. You mouse over your name on the top right hand side. Hold the mouse over your name, and a menu will drop down.
2. 3rd from the bottom right is the "Join User Groups" option.
3. If you wanna be filthy and browse Lana's filthy pile, click on it.
4. The only group being displayed atm, is
Lana's Filthy Forum
5. Click the Join request link in small print on the right hand side. A horny filthy request will be sent to miss Lana for perusal and approval.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy Thanks Homer

 

[XLNC]

Yeah, thanks a bunch, Homer. You realise you have just opened the floodgates to all the riff-raff. I'm pretty sure Lana meant to screen them out by sneakily hiding the key to her door of depravity and debauchery.