Scrooge McDuck...

[Mrs Langtrees]

Ive been cranky with all in Darwin as they are not recycling the 10 cent bottles, I used to raise $100 for the down syndrome kids every week now lucky to get $10

 

[Pluck a Duck]

Sounds like you're keeping your anger bottled up Mrs. Langtrees.

 

[Happy2]

Sounds like you're keeping your anger bottled up Mrs. Langtrees.

Don't you love it when people cry over spilled milk?

 

[Pluck a Duck]

Don't you love it when people cry over spilled milk?

And milk it for all it's worth?

 

[Happy2]

And milk it for all it's worth?

Some lass is going to cream herself over your reply

 

[Pluck a Duck]

Some lass is going to cream herself over your reply

Such udder rubbish!

 

[HappyPirate]

zzzzzzzz

 

[Ciao Baby]

Can't please all the people
all the time pirate

So cheer the fuck up old mate
It is Christmas afterall
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

 

[Outski]

Ballad of the sad pirate

 

[Pluck a Duck]

Ah yes, Happy "foot in mouth disease" pirate.

 

[Ciao Baby]

Why was an underage happy pirate refused entry to the movie theatre?
Because it was an Arrrrrrrrrrrgh rated movie

 

[Outski]

How do pirates even know that they are pirates?
They think therefore they arrrrrrrrgh

 

[Outski]

What has 8 legs
8 arms and
8 eyes?
8 pirates

 

[Ciao Baby]

Q - How much did the pirate pay
for his peg leg & hook?

A - An arm and a leg

 

[Ciao Baby]

Q - What do you call a pirate with 2 eyes 2 arms and 2 legs?
A - A rookie

 

[Ciao Baby]

Q - How do pirates communicate with each other?

A - With an Aye phone

 

[Ciao Baby]

*But they prefer 2 communicate aye to aye

 

[Ciao Baby]

Q - What is a pirates favourite movie?
A - Booty and the beast
even tho it is arrrrrrrrrrrgh rated

 

[Outski]

What is happy pirates favourite song?
Don't cry for me Arrrrrrrgentina

 

[Ciao Baby]

Q - Why does a pirates marriage usually fail?
A - Because of all the arrrrrrrrrrrguements

 

[Outski]

What did the pirate scream as he was having a heart attack?
Arrrrrrgh me hearty

 

[Crimson Idol No More]

Happy Pirate or
Unhappy Pratt my hearties?

 

[lonelyman]

Some great money saving tips here. Glad I stumbled across it.

 

[RugbyMermaid]

11 years ago article Super cool

 

[lonelyman]

That's the problem with getting up at night to empty the bladder. You sit by the computer and spend an hour surfing the net and looking at old posts.

 

[RugbyMermaid]

That's the problem with getting up at night to empty the bladder. You sit by the computer and spend an hour surfing the net and looking at old posts.

Wearing glasses, fresh from a super hot shower and hair, wearing over size T-shirt & socks, lying in bed, happy time in a warm bed. with phone & ipad, do nothing, be lazy, so perfect in winter … Zzzzzzz When I wake up, the phone is on my face

 

[lonelyman]

Wearing glasses, fresh from a super hot shower and hair, wearing over size T-shirt & socks, lying in bed, happy time in a warm bed. with phone & ipad, do nothing, be lazy, so perfect in winter ❄ … Zzzzzzz When I wake up, the phone is on my face

Phone on your face?

 

[lonelyman]

Wow! Some great money saving tips here.

 

[doob]

Great money saving tips here when everything's shot up in price. With China on the edge of a recession, I'd be happy to have a job at least. Not sure if prices will come down necessarily.