Ruin a wish

[Happy2]

Granted but you'll suffer horrendous constipation

 

[Phoebe]

I wish I could shit gold, my very own gold mine. Totally legal.

Sooner shit Diamonds and piss Platinum.......

 

[Happy2]

Granted but may the pissing of the platinum be worse than passing of a kidney stone

 

[Phoebe]

Granted but may the pissing of the platinum be worse than passing of a kidney stone

I done the latter those bloody kill.........

 

[Happy2]

I done the latter those bloody kill.........

I joined the same club many moons ago
Ouchie

 

[Phoebe]

I joined the same club many moons ago
Ouchie

I can handle pain, and love pain.... but I was in tears..........for a few days..

 

[billybones]

I wish I could have more paid days off work

 

[Phoebe]

I wish I could have more paid days off work

Centrelink pays......

 

[Happy2]

I wish I could have more paid days off work

Granted but you only get paid in the Sao Tome and Principe Dobra

 

[homer]

Granted but may the pissing of the platinum be worse than passing of a kidney stone

One turns into a gollum after...

 

[XLNC]

I wish Homer would have a threesome with Patty and Selma.

 

[Phoebe]

I wish Homer would have a threesome with Patty and Selma.

Homer needs to get off the sauce....

 

[Miss Monique]

Where is Miss Monique...?

I'm here luv H2 was correct was on working holiday in ACT

Granted but you will look like a Pakistani and no working girl will ever allow you within cooee

Now how strange my name comes up after this

 

[Phoebe]

I'm here luv H2 was correct was on working holiday in ACT



Now how strange my name comes up after this

Working in Canberra you were the only 1 MM.........

 

[Miss Monique]

Not the best time of year to be on the East coast glad to be home

 

[Phoebe]

Not the best time of year to be on the East coast glad to be home

Last weekend was horrid here...... I think it was the first time in ages though that folks out at queanbeyan got a shower... and for free....

 

[homer]

I wish Homer would have a threesome with Patty and Selma.

It will only happen if your XLNC would be the fourth wheel.

 

[Madam Tracey]

Granted, but you will never be able to sit or lay down for the rest of your life.

 

[Madam Tracey]

I wish I had a never ending supply of Chocolate and that fat was the new thin.

 

[Phoebe]

Granted, but you will never be able to sit or lay down for the rest of your life.

Anal sex makes your sitting down for the next day or two a bit weird.....

 

[Happy2]

I wish I had a never ending supply of Chocolate and that fat was the new thin.

Granted but your Chocolate will be Laxettes

 

[Phoebe]

Granted but your Chocolate will be Laxettes

Ya Bitch.............

 

[Phoebe]

http://66.media.tumblr.com/26221bdbc4c6a5e6d1dcd8d98d3610bb/tumblr_n3jcm3cWsQ1tx0gu4o1_500.jpg

Click Bait...

 

[Madam Tracey]

Granted but your Chocolate will be Laxettes

Shit...I would still eat them.... Then getting fat would be the new getting thin.
You are on to something big! (No not fat...big)

 

[Happy2]

My dearest Phoebe your crassness knows no bounds bottom licking in a prior post and using the word manure
Dear O dear oh deary me

I am getting used to your foul language, you will have me swearing next
And yes I can swear "Bottom " see ? two can play this game

 

[Phoebe]

How so Happy2?

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/meredithbrooks/bitch.html

That is me..... Ok I will take the Talkinsex Bitch Mantle hows that..?

Being crass comes naturally for some us, I guess you could call it being born lucky!!

Come on you live in the bush...

 

[Morgan Sapphire]

I wish I could shit gold, my very own gold mine. Totally legal.

Unfortunately the nuggets are the size of grapefruits. Ouch!!!

 

[Phoebe]

Unfortunately the nuggets are the size of grapefruits. Ouch!!!

Maybe he has a big asshole.... you know like the superpit in Kalgoorlie....

 

[Morgan Sapphire]

Maybe he has a big asshole.... you know like the superpit in Kalgoorlie....

Or on the other end of the spectrum, pardon the pun, it could be extremely tight.

 

[Phoebe]

Or on the other end of the spectrum, pardon the pun, it could be extremely tight.

You speaking from first hand experience pardon the pun!