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Passion + teasing, and heavy breathing gets little homer at salutation. You can't really control a hard on, if you are turned on. Only cold shower can diminish it.
 
homer said:
Passion + teasing, and heavy breathing gets little homer at salutation. You can't really control a hard on, if you are turned on. Only cold shower can diminish it.
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Oh I dont know Boner Sorry Homer Give Farmboy or I a call I am sure we have some little black rubber rings that could be made to fit They will certainly stop salutation It will also fall off But there is a down side to most treatments isn't there?
 
lol so funny no ones interested.
sorry i'ld much rather the gym since im already paying for that and if i did have some spare $$ i'ld rather a private dance class
 
happy2 said:
Oh I dont know Boner Sorry Homer Give Farmboy or I a call I am sure we have some little black rubber rings that could be made to fit They will certainly stop salutation It will also fall off But there is a down side to most treatments isn't there?
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I am more of "Let nature takes its course" kinda guy. If it's salutation little homer stands at, he will salute till he is ready to head south. No black rubber ring contraption thingy required here. lol...besides i am all for the up side not the down side.
 
happy2 said:
Maybe that is why some men have Prince Albert's Not a statement but a anchor point so they can strap the old fella to the thigh When in the presence of beautiful women No stirring will be instantly noticeable Though it would only work when wearing trousers Not so good when in skin tight jeans
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:laughing4:laughing4:laughing4...........priceless........I always wondered about it.......
 
These days I have more problems getting my little guy to stand up when he is needed than I do with him popping up when he isn't.
 
This guy should be your personal trainer!
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Rochelle goes for her morning walks. Poor woman doesn't realize she's attracting all this attention!

[video=youtube;HG3QXLxU9CI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG3QXLxU9CI[/video]

Okay it was the 80s but I suspect they wouldn't be clapping if someone "died/collapsed" of a heart attack these days :D!
 
Hi rochelle i am committed to a gym membership at the moment however the new fitness equipment looks great and absolutely hope all the sexy ladies take advantage of this its awesome ;D
 
Rochelle

Maybe we should start Prancing!​


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scary, scary........another earthquake in NZ and this time close to Wellington. Experts have predicted a major one for Wellington for years (as the city is sitting on two fault lines) and they are still not sure if there is a big after shock to come. The CBD was closed today and as far as I was told tomorrow as well. My friends and family in Wellington are more relaxed than I am over here.
Let's hope it won't turn into a second Christchurch.


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homer said:
too much humping causes the earth to rock...
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mmmmmmmm but if that would be true the NZ population should be the largest in the world ;)
By the way did you know that if every Chinese person would stand on a chair and they all would jump down at the same time it would cause a major earthquake in the USA?
How convenient is that? ;)

R.xxxxx
 
Marlborough took a big hammering as well.
Maybe with Wellington taking a shake it will rock a few of those politicians to relook at Christchurch again. I was home recently and its like a war zone. People are still living in bad conditions and those everyday things we take for granted are a luxury.
My dear elderly relatives are still waiting to get their homes secured against the cold. And cold it was. -6 degrees my first night there.
Everyone seems so despondent. I was even talking to a brothel owner and she broke down in tears. Its just all becoming a bit too much for so many.
 
Rochelle of Langtrees said:
mmmmmmmm but if that would be true the NZ population should be the largest in the world ;)
By the way did you know that if every Chinese person would stand on a chair and they all would jump down at the same time it would cause a major earthquake in the USA?
How convenient is that? ;)

R.xxxxx
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Perhaps NZ is having it the sheepish way...lol...sorry no punt intended. (.........)
Well that's one way to put the USA out of business. lol... but in economic term, they say if USA sneezes, Aus catches a cold, bloody infectious mob.
 
Did you guys know that it is international 'left handed' day?
And did you know that only 10% of the population are left handed? (congratulations and happy lefty day to all lefty forum members) ;)

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And the rest of the year us normal "righty's" reign Mwahaha lol



P.s Happy Lefty Day :) xo
 
Am i a lefty? Because I used my left for certain things. Maybe a Hybrid, is there a hybrid day?
 
This Homer does not know how to punch, let alone hooking a left punch. My lefty has a nickname, aka Miss Palmer and her friends. lol...The orgy initiator. She also holds my toothbrush and toilet paper, and some other tasks. And righty does the rest.
 
My brothers are all lefties from a left handed father and right handed mother. My sisters are all right handed but like me throw and catch a ball left handed. Anyway in our house it was 11 righties to 4 lefties. Girls always ruled but happy leftie day xx
 
sherry said:
I wonder if there is an ambidexterous day??
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I would be right into that.......wonder how many of ambidexterous people are around.........we might be even more 'special' than the lefties......and does that mean we are able to use both sides of the brain in equal proportions?........hence......was Einstein ambidexterous ;)


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My new reading adventure...........Markus Zusak "The book thief".
Just started but I am already taken by it and nearly half way through. One of the books you just want to keep on reading. To be honest I think it is more enjoyable if you have some connection with German history but it is certainly not a 'must'.

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That's a big word, "ambidexterous". Homer had to run it through google and found the meaning...yay for google.
It's definitely a gift to be ambidexterous, i think i am semi-ambidexterous so my head is lopsided.
 
Burial Rites by Hannah Kent
Here the spill;---A brilliant literary debut, inspired by a true story: the final days of a young woman accused of murder in Iceland in 1829.
Set against Iceland's stark landscape, Hannah Kent brings to vivid life the story of Agnes, who, charged with the brutal murder of her former master, is sent to an isolated farm to await execution. Horrified at the prospect of housing a convicted murderer, the family at first avoids Agnes. Only Tóti, a priest Agnes has mysteriously chosen to be her spiritual guardian, seeks to understand her. But as Agnes's death looms, the farmer's wife and their daughters learn there is another side to the sensational story they've heard. Riveting and rich with lyricism, BURIAL RITES evokes a dramatic existence in a distant time and place, and asks the question, how can one woman hope to endure when her life depends upon the stories told by others?(less)
About Hannah Kent;--Hannah Kent won the 2011 Writing Australia Unpublished Manuscript Award for her manuscript, Burial Rites, and is currently mentored by Geraldine Brooks. She is the co-founder and deputy editor of Australian literary journal Kill Your Darlings, and teaches Creative Writing and English at Flinders University, where she is also completing her PhD.
 
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