Arcadiahybrid
Silver Member
Ok so I thought I'd do my part and contribute something to the greater collective.
Went to River View Spa and Lounge just out of Kuta in Legian I believe.
90 minutes for RP1,350,000 for a massage, body slide, bj, sex and possibly the most emasculating "jacuzzi". Nothing more humbling than being washed down by the WL with a flaccid fella standing in a jacuzzi haha but I digress.
Paid, lineup came out with all locals. Some decent enough talent and my mates picked theirs and just as I'm about to pick the best of the rest, my mate asks for a swap out....ok I'll take the next one then. Shasha? I believe her name was. 23, curvy (post baby pouch) but nice enough. Broken English but we worked around it.
So gear comes off, laying face down for a massage. I'm going to give it. 3/10 as it was very low effort and she didn't smile at all to start with. Then 30 minutes and it's the body slide. Out comes some amazing tits, big, full and heavy on a 5'1" frame. Slide goes for 5 minutes and next the rain coat goes on, 5 min bj, probably again 3/10 as respectly as I can judge it. I was struggling to stand to attention by the end of that. She hops on top for 10 minutes and claims she's tired already. So rather than not enjoy the view, I do the work from beneath and get the job done. Clean up, into the jacuzzi which was like warm but a nice chat, finally she smiles. After a back wash then the "please stand" for the wash of my privates. Was awkward as hell with minimal conversation.
Overall very robotic, nice enough girl but I think she wasn't interested today.
So would recommend the venue for an affordable bit of refreshment so onto the next adventure and hopefully another review.
Went to River View Spa and Lounge just out of Kuta in Legian I believe.
90 minutes for RP1,350,000 for a massage, body slide, bj, sex and possibly the most emasculating "jacuzzi". Nothing more humbling than being washed down by the WL with a flaccid fella standing in a jacuzzi haha but I digress.
Paid, lineup came out with all locals. Some decent enough talent and my mates picked theirs and just as I'm about to pick the best of the rest, my mate asks for a swap out....ok I'll take the next one then. Shasha? I believe her name was. 23, curvy (post baby pouch) but nice enough. Broken English but we worked around it.
So gear comes off, laying face down for a massage. I'm going to give it. 3/10 as it was very low effort and she didn't smile at all to start with. Then 30 minutes and it's the body slide. Out comes some amazing tits, big, full and heavy on a 5'1" frame. Slide goes for 5 minutes and next the rain coat goes on, 5 min bj, probably again 3/10 as respectly as I can judge it. I was struggling to stand to attention by the end of that. She hops on top for 10 minutes and claims she's tired already. So rather than not enjoy the view, I do the work from beneath and get the job done. Clean up, into the jacuzzi which was like warm but a nice chat, finally she smiles. After a back wash then the "please stand" for the wash of my privates. Was awkward as hell with minimal conversation.
Overall very robotic, nice enough girl but I think she wasn't interested today.
So would recommend the venue for an affordable bit of refreshment so onto the next adventure and hopefully another review.
