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Yes, for some fancy service.
But you you may wish to just sit in bed with her and watch a movie for 1.5 hours for $400.
And have Uber eats.
 
Yes, for some fancy service.
But you you may wish to just sit in bed with her and watch a movie for 1.5 hours for $400.
And have Uber eats.

Sit ... hmmm think not, who sits in bed with a naked woman eating uber eats, eat at Joe's, or in this case eat a Josefina's .... I can think of many other ways of spending $400 thank you, that is like a bottle of number 5 and change left over...
 
Am I reading that right? $850 per hour?
Must be a typo!
My first car cost me $250. It was a piece of crap, but i did get to have fun in it more than once
Am I reading that right? $850 per hour?
Must be a typo!
as I have mentioned previously on another forum, you could buy a motorbike for that much money... it would be a crap motorbike but at least you could ride it for more than an hour!
 
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I have done a lot of those high end punts but most of them have been movie star material or close to it. Not all of them but the majority are well above average looking & to be honest some of them have been nothing short of breathtaking.
For the life in me I just can’t think of any time I have seen an add quite like this one, I don’t mean offence intended but I can’t quite see the value.
 
My first car cost me $250. It was a piece of crap, coubut i did get to have fun in it more than the nice

as I have mentioned previously on another forum, you could buy a motorbike for that much money... it would be a crap motorbike but at least you could ride it for more than an hour!
I hear you, it’s a lot of money that could be put to good use elsewhere, but after saying that, some of my best & most memorable punts have been in this price bracket & I was very glad to pay at the time but I just don’t understand this one at all. Horses for courses I guess.
 
Yes, for some fancy service.
But you you may wish to just sit in bed with her and watch a movie for 1.5 hours for $400.
And have Uber eats.
Of course you realise that the client pays for the take away!!! On the plus side you could accidentally squirt tomato sauce on her head without noticing, that’s gotta be worth something.
 
Yes, appalling manners .. but that's the young 'uns nowadays.
And no mention of the $$$ willing to be paid.
I don't come cheap for that sort of thing .... well I don't think I do.
 
Well she's really high class - now offering CIM and so on... only a brave (or stupid) man would go and visit her.. very disappointing to see an " Ex-Langtrees" lady lower her standards to this level..
 
Well she's really high class - now offering CIM and so on... only a brave (or stupid) man would go and visit her.. very disappointing to see an " Ex-Langtrees" lady lower her standards to this level..

Have you been to the UK of late? CIM is getting to become a standard service, likewise in Sydney and in Perth loads of imports are offering this, maybe she is resorting to this to keep and attract clients, whom can take the $$$ elsewhere, Langtrees is not the be and end all of all Parlors, I bet my perfume collection that loads of ladies in Langtrees are offering all kinds of things in rooms to keep and hopefully get re-occuring bookings in a subdued market atm... Sad but that is the tale out there..
 
I was not actually interested in seeing the red Victoria.
(Now Phoebe maybe ... anyone that says Honey Buns XXX to me without even knowing me .. I can't go past that!).
But I ain't paying $400 to sit in bed and have Uber eats with anyone.
Now if she were talking real home cooking ... then at least I can see lots of value for money in that.
 
$400 for a lamb roast with all the trimmings , or a maybe a good well hung steak BBQ with some cray fish so reef and beef then I am up for that kind of cooking...

Uber eats is some Muppet bringing your food to you coz you are too precious to go out for it... really how lazy can you get...

Red Victoria nor me didn't loose her passport or got robbed or something in 2018 or 2017 or am I thinking of someone else....

Honey Buns XXX was a compliment believe me. can't go past it in what way? in a good way or a way where by you start hurling sharp objects my way .... LOL
 
$850 and skin that poor dreaming sweetheart. Thought is was my dear friend Ging lol come to SA and you can get award winning Billie Moore for less and many high class ladies offer you are silly & CIM it's called supply and demand. More offer it than not
 
$850 and skin that poor dreaming sweetheart. Thought is was my dear friend Ging lol come to SA and you can get award winning Billie Moore for less and many high class ladies offer you are silly & CIM it's called supply and demand. More offer it than not

South Australian women like to put out, and they still like to be picked up in clubs/ pubs etc etc, and people go out on the pull in SA, which I think is a bit of the reason why escorting has not gotten that big there, and brothels are few and far between plus closing, Adelaide women love sex must be the wine in the Valley there, or something to do with a good religious upbringing... I think escorting there is for a last resort.
 
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