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Recommendations for the final fling?!

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dirtywater

Righto everyone....

Looking to go out on a high!!! And looking for recommendations/feedback...I am being specific

Who would you choose preferably with the attributes below

1. Over 25, preferably over 30.
2. Easy to get on with
3. Slim/athletic....(Less than a 12, but body types are all different)
4. Natural breasts..(size not important)
5. Responsive and sensual (esp. daty)
6. Not ridiculously $$
7. Not cheap and nasty

Bonus points- squirts

Pretty specific, but I know what I like and would like to retire with some great fodder in the memory bank


Thanks in advance
 
dirtywater said:
Righto everyone....

Looking to go out on a high!!! And looking for recommendations/feedback...I am being specific

Who would you choose preferably with the attributes below

1. Over 25, preferably over 30.
2. Easy to get on with
3. Slim/athletic....(Less than a 12, but body types are all different)
4. Natural breasts..(size not important)
5. Responsive and sensual (esp. daty)
6. Not ridiculously $$
7. Not cheap and nasty

Bonus points- squirts

Pretty specific, but I know what I like and would like to retire with some great fodder in the memory bank


Thanks in advance
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You have only just joined!
Anyway....
Considering your preferences and priorities,if it was me I would see Yuki from NEW,Nedlands.
I would book maybe not two hours but certainly more than one hour.
 
Haha am back after a hiatus.....though it may be a sort return to the stage, I want to go out with a bang
 
I want to go out with a bang :-) :-) I haven't seen her but I think Ashley Harris may fit your requirements. Someone else on TS could confirm perhaps? Langtrees have some lovely ladies too that would match maybe check out their site?
 
voyuerism said:
I just hope your bang is not too big. To go out with a bang while banging would certainly be a noteworthy ending.
Good luck tho ..
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This guy sure went out with a bang... anyone remember Sir Billy Snedden. The papers reported "One-time Liberal leader Billy Snedden, a player during his life, came to public notice for his extracurricular activity only when he died of a heart attack in a Sydney motel. His legacy will always be associated with a headline in the now-defunct scandal rag The Truth: ''Snedden Died on the Job - Police Seeking Deathbed Girl''."

Yessireee, Silly Billy was found dead in bed with a franger on his willy.

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"Australian politician Sir Billy Snedden “expired ‘at the peak of physical congress’ (as a policeman memorably told Truth)” in 1987. Nineteen years later, his son (and lover of the same woman with which Sir Snedden was having sex at the time of his death) was quoted as saying “I’m sure the old man went out happy anyone would be proud to die on the job.”"

Nothing like keeping it all in the family is there?
 
I'll never forget Senator Vince Gair's famous comment on Billy Snedden. He described Sir Billy thus; "Billy Snedden is such a lightweight he couldn't go two rounds with a revolving door."

In hindsight as I write this, it looked as if he couldn't go two rounds with a revolving whore either.
 
doob said:
I'll never forget Senator Vince Gair's famous comment on Billy Snedden. He described Sir Billy thus; "Billy Snedden is such a lightweight he couldn't go two rounds with a revolving door."

In hindsight as I write this, it looked as if he couldn't go two rounds with a revolving whore either.
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Senator Vince Gair was one of my favourites! The quintessential North Queensland politician,in fact typical of many pollies then and now. A Drongo! Pappy Daniels lives!
 
doob said:
This guy sure went out with a bang... anyone remember Sir Billy Snedden. The papers reported "One-time Liberal leader Billy Snedden, a player during his life, came to public notice for his extracurricular activity only when he died of a heart attack in a Sydney motel. His legacy will always be associated with a headline in the now-defunct scandal rag The Truth: ''Snedden Died on the Job - Police Seeking Deathbed Girl''."

Yessireee, Silly Billy was found dead in bed with a franger on his willy.

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"Australian politician Sir Billy Snedden “expired ‘at the peak of physical congress’ (as a policeman memorably told Truth)” in 1987. Nineteen years later, his son (and lover of the same woman with which Sir Snedden was having sex at the time of his death) was quoted as saying “I’m sure the old man went out happy anyone would be proud to die on the job.”"

Nothing like keeping it all in the family is there?
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The only good Liberal is a dead one.
 
Chief said:
Senator Vince Gair was one of my favourites! The quintessential North Queensland politician,in fact typical of many pollies then and now. A Drongo! Pappy Daniels lives!
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Sheesh - as a NQ boy....I never thought I would hear the name Vince Gair over here.......I was only a kid when he died......so thanks for making me feel younger!!!!
 
Sweetninnocent said:
The only good Liberal is a dead one.
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don't disagree entirely, but this is no place for political arguments.....so i think in everyone's interest if you replace 'Liberal' with 'Politician'......then everyone will agree with you!!! (apologies if Troy Buswell or Basil Z are on here incognito!!!! - which is highly likely!!)

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doob said:
This guy sure went out with a bang... anyone remember Sir Billy Snedden. The papers reported "One-time Liberal leader Billy Snedden, a player during his life, came to public notice for his extracurricular activity only when he died of a heart attack in a Sydney motel. His legacy will always be associated with a headline in the now-defunct scandal rag The Truth: ''Snedden Died on the Job - Police Seeking Deathbed Girl''."

Yessireee, Silly Billy was found dead in bed with a franger on his willy.

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"Australian politician Sir Billy Snedden “expired ‘at the peak of physical congress’ (as a policeman memorably told Truth)” in 1987. Nineteen years later, his son (and lover of the same woman with which Sir Snedden was having sex at the time of his death) was quoted as saying “I’m sure the old man went out happy anyone would be proud to die on the job.”"

Nothing like keeping it all in the family is there?
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so he "came and went" at the same time..!!!!
 
Looking for the 'best bang' to end your punting ways is a furphy. If that final punt is crap, do you end there? I'd probably just keep punting, assess if that was a good one to end on and that's it. You can't always plan it.
 
MonkeyBoySam said:
Looking for the 'best bang' to end your punting ways is a furphy. If that final punt is crap, do you end there? I'd probably just keep punting, assess if that was a good one to end on and that's it. You can't always plan it.
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Very true. And never say never again when it comes to punting, there is almost always a next time. You just don't know when.
 
MonkeyBoySam said:
Looking for the 'best bang' to end your punting ways is a furphy. If that final punt is crap, do you end there? I'd probably just keep punting, assess if that was a good one to end on and that's it. You can't always plan it.
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Thanks Sam....agree totally....hence the request for advice!.....reduces the chances of the duds....

trusting the wise wisdom on here....at least the odds are in your favour to have a good experience to hang the hat on!

(I'll probably make more comebacks than Johnny Farnham! - and there have been a few where I would have liked to take my cum back!....again, hence the request for advice!!! :)
 
He almost went out with a bang too. A whiz bang firecracker up the cloaca!

 
If she was someone's ex, she's obviously an old flame. Obviously the only difference between her and the West Coast Eagles is that she doesn't waste 22 matches!
 
dirtywater said:
Thanks Sam....agree totally....hence the request for advice!.....reduces the chances of the duds....

trusting the wise wisdom on here....at least the odds are in your favour to have a good experience to hang the hat on!

(I'll probably make more comebacks than Johnny Farnham! - and there have been a few where I would have liked to take my cum back!....again, hence the request for advice!!! :)
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I'm not sure if the odds are in our favour. For me, if there's no immediate click or the sex is missing something, then it's not been a fulfilling experience. If you just want to fuck, then go right ahead!
 
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