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reasons to book me

I heard that if you can make a lady laugh its a sure way to get laid, but if she is already laughing what happens then.......
 
Or it could also be they way that the punter has dressed in their best cord slacks and hawiian shirt, sandals with socks, and a comb over ....well at least that's how i like to roll:cool:
 
wellworn said:
Or it could also be they way that the punter has dressed in their best cord slacks and hawiian shirt, sandals with socks, and a comb over ....well at least that's how i like to roll:cool:
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PHwaar Combovers
Aren't those combovers Sexy?
I just dont know how a girl could possibly resist resist
 
Ahoy You arrrrr correct, I was not invited LOL
Everyone knows, I am an old Pirate, Going to a Party and scaring most of the guest and all the young ladies, would not be a good look.........maybe MsSue will send me some Rum instead LOL

happy2 said:
Miserable Git
Now I Know why your not going to the Get together
You weren't bloody well invited !!

Meanie !!
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happy2 said:
Plus the laughing should start while your dressed
I'm sure when the the girl starts laughing when your naked It's not a good sign
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Yeah laughing, "how is that supposed to fit in here"... Lol....
 
It's still a little early and my mind's a bit fuzzy but I suspect there's a connection between Miss Sheen, combovers and happy2 that I just cannot put my finger on...

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XLNC said:
It's still a little early and my mind's a bit fuzzy but I suspect there's a connection between Miss Sheen, combovers and happy2 that I just cannot put my finger on...

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I admit to being a hairless bumpkin
But pleased to say I have enough confidence in myself to be able to go through life with out a combover
Even if the ladies do drool over them and the Cancer council give them 10 out of 10 for sun protection if done correctly
 
So Tahlia is not your love child then? She must be relieved.

I too decided some time ago that, if and when my top cover begins to diminish rapidly, I'd much rather go for the clean shaven Telly Savalas / Yul Brynner look. Combovers scream desperate and indecisive to me. Two of my qualities I don't wish to broadcast.

Anyway, what other reasons are there to book Tahlia apart from her making jokes and laughing uncontrollably when we drop our daks? (I admit I find a bit of humiliation and mocking directed at me in the nude strangely erotic, but then I think we established some time ago I'm a weirdo that way.)
 
No shaved head cnlx Just have the wrong shaped bonce
Happy with short clipped horseshoe

Once I did have a strange lady come up to me in the Northampton News agent and lick my scalp prior to buying her lotto
Never saw her again Either won big or got poisoned
 
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