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Rainbow kisses, Soggy biscuit: Any more to the list?

Whats it like when you get home DDxoxo The same as the little girl getting home from primary school Mummy Mummy guess what I learned today But for you it may be more I'm home love, Guess what I learnt at work?
Because I know some of the discussions that our friend Smiley has started are going to put me off Mudcakes and Iced Vovo's for life And Yoda may have put an end to Strawberry Milkshakes too
 
Ok lol. I can't bring myself to say it. But look up DONKEY PUNCH in wiki ......


I'm gonna look away while you do that ......
 
Rainbow parties I beleive are fantasy but the basics say that at a party all the girls wear different colour lipsticks and the guys need to get as many colour rings around there business as possible to form a rainbow look

im keen............
 
intoanything said:
Rainbow parties I beleive are fantasy but the basics say that at a party all the girls wear different colour lipsticks and the guys need to get as many colour rings around there business as possible to form a rainbow look

im keen............
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It would be fun at the end of the party Alright fellas Whack it out on the bar Harden up and we will have a "Head count"
 
Smiley asked me what I thought a Mississippi Mudslide was today.

The creative side of me came up with the following.
Several people on laxatives or having enema's.........a kids waterslide. Put the two together, and what do you get a Mississippi Mudslide

I apologise now for those that are struggling with that imagery, but I blame smiley for asking :)
 
Re: Rainbow Kiss?

For free I will give any sexy girl a rainbow kiss.

I am quite confident no one will take me up on this request :D

Honestly who would do something like this???????
 
Re: Rainbow Kiss?

TheCock said:
For free I will give any sexy girl a rainbow kiss.

I am quite confident no one will take me up on this request :D

Honestly who would do something like this???????
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You would be quite surprised. Be careful what you wish for because you may just get it! lol
 
giggle, giggle, was just perusing through some old threads and this one caught my eye again..I figured with so many newbies on here, there is a good chance of adding some new ones to the list,,,look out DD! lol
 
Tania Smiley said:
giggle, giggle, was just perusing through some old threads and this one caught my eye again..I figured with so many newbies on here, there is a good chance of adding some new ones to the list,,,look out DD! lol
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Do we really have to visit this subject again?? Happy2 thinks I have a dirty mind but Smiley, I think your worse than me!
 
NO Gentleman I do not think you have a dirty mind I KNOW you have a dirty mind
But please dont change
 
You will probably use that same plea when you turn up at the pearly gates and you see Smiley waving at you from the paradise
side of the gates And your being escorted to the downward escalator wont you?
But smiley was worse than me.
 
happy2 said:
You will probably use that same plea when you turn up at the pearly gates and you see Smiley waving at you from the paradise
side of the gates And your being escorted to the downward escalator wont you?
But smiley was worse than me.
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Yeah I'm sure I will be!
 
My father came into my room as I was eating the soggy biscuit "What the hell you playin at son?" "Just playing soggy biscuit dad"
You dont play it by your self you sick F***"!! "
 
Today i saw a photo of a car with the plates HOT CARL with "google it" sticker just above... lol

Then it reminded me of blumpkin and getting into the depths of double blumpkins and the whole 2 girls, 1 cup thing. Even for me thats pushing the boundaries lol
 
happy2 said:
My father came into my room as I was eating the soggy biscuit "What the hell you playin at son?" "Just playing soggy biscuit dad"
You dont play it by your self you sick F***"!! "
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PMSL You are one funny dude.

WRXXXR said:
Today i saw a photo of a car with the plates HOT CARL with "google it" sticker just above... lol

Then it reminded me of blumpkin and getting into the depths of double blumpkins and the whole 2 girls, 1 cup thing. Even for me thats pushing the boundaries lol
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Excuse my ignorance please. But what is a Blumpkin?

And as for the Pearly Gates, Why would I want to go there? None of my friends will be there lol

P.S. Dirty mind? Who mwah? mwahahaha
 
A bloke gets oral sex while on the toilet doing a number 2.. a double blumpkin is both doing #2!
 
Even the dirty minded duo of Smiley and the gentleman may baulk at the blumpkin WR3XR . I made the mistake of
looking up blumpkin I officially add you to the dirty minded list You may even go to the top of the heap
 
WRXXXR said:
A bloke gets oral sex while on the toilet doing a number 2.. a double blumpkin is both doing #2!
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Aargh! I'm sorry I asked now he he he he. The thought of the splash backs is just not a good thing this early in the morning lol
 
H2, you have no idea just how much i love dirty humour and anything like this.

You guys want filth, google:

Dirty swirly
Rusty trombone
Angry dragon
Mudslide

God bless the internet :D
 
Unfortunately WR3XR I had already looked at those sites But only in the name of research I assure you
 
The old expression "just when you think you've seen it all..." comes to mind.
 
Probably most of these "acts" are the strange minds of porn directors trying to keep a generation of computer porn addicts
interested in there product
God help the watchers of this stuff when they meet a real woman
 
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