Problems that most men don't get.
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markeys
Foundation Member
So it's true! Women don't come pre-assembled like us blokes. You literally are putting on your face, bit by bit.
the problems start when you take them home and they start disassembling themselves before bed, the hot blond with an hour glass figure and all the trimmings leaves the trimmings on the bed side table and the hour glass figure hanging over the chair.
oh Rachy all the room in the world n u mi$$the bowl n pi$$all over ur toes ......hehehe
So it's true! Women don't come pre-assembled like us blokes. You literally are putting on your face, bit by bit.
Some assembly is required, unfortunately.
I hear yah, IKEA. But why do they scream and carry on when I insert my little Allen key and turn it.
Maybe it's a case of wrong "Allen" key for the wrong hole?
Or they may have an issue with the person wielding the allen key?
Or you haven't read your flaming well set out and well printed Ikea manual fully.
Keryn
Gold Member
Oh my oh my....where would we be here on talkinsex without sexual innuendo. What starts off as a harmless thread can quickly digress at the hands of our faithful & fun loving family.
Luckily I do not have the eyelash or wet nail issues as I know too well that I am a poor excuse for a girl. I'll stick to lingerie for my sexy thank you.
Luckily I do not have the eyelash or wet nail issues as I know too well that I am a poor excuse for a girl. I'll stick to lingerie for my sexy thank you.
Happy2
Legend Member
I think us blokes are so much luckier
I mean without any need for foundation mascara rouge we look younger whenever we see pretty ladies
The old fella just lies there all wrinkly
He sees you lovely ladies he gets toned his wrinkles disappear and his sense of touch is magnified
You're miracle workers ladies.
I mean without any need for foundation mascara rouge we look younger whenever we see pretty ladies
The old fella just lies there all wrinkly
He sees you lovely ladies he gets toned his wrinkles disappear and his sense of touch is magnified
You're miracle workers ladies.
Definitely agree with you there. Men need no mascara nor foundation. It's commonly accepted that men are ugly bastards. And we don't worry about the size of our boobs...we are A ok with our A-cup man boobs.
As for the little wrinkly thing, it does smooth out when it rises to the occasion. yes thanks to the ladies. Anti-aging agents when it's on leisure mode only.
Your XLNC... I'm more than happy for the thread to end up anywhere you like
P.s I totally love a big Allen key wink wink
The deal is how long before it goes back to its wrinkly state? as can you get her to raise up a sweet to allow her mascara to run? ....