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Post some comedy links for a few laughs

John Smithl said:
Great for business
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Excuse me please stop attacking me and my business
I have been in business for many years and the likes of you will in no way effect me. In fact men displaying your behaviour I have seen in your 122 post would not get through my door
 
Miss Monique said:
Excuse me please stop attacking me and my business
I have been in business for many years and the likes of you will in no way effect me. In fact men displaying your behaviour I have seen in your 122 post would not get through my door
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I'm not attacking your business. There is a possibility of you self-sabotaging it with your small penis posts.
If you wish to judge me without understanding me then that is your prerogative and freedom, and likewise does not affect me.
 
No sex is superior then others. How about we treat each other as equal and respectfully. Big dicks are overrated as can only stick them in so many places
 
Miss Monique said:
No sex is superior then others. How about we treat each other as equal and respectfully. Big dicks are overrated as can only stick them in so many places
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Speaking from experience I have found that having a dong of bigger proportions than a red bull can certainly has it's ups & downs 😉
 
Miss Monique said:
No sex is superior then others. How about we treat each other as equal and respectfully. Big dicks are overrated as can only stick them in so many places
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Good morning Miss Monique, completely agree about us treating each other as equals and with respect.

Overall with the forum, I'm hoping that any and all 'men vs women' type commentary can be replaced with a humanitarian perspective which includes all men and all women, and all our humanness, need to connect, talk, listen, intimacy, kinks, fetishes, vanilla, consent, etc - including the happiness of kitties and dicks (big and small)... lol
 
Remember, they're jokes people. Listening is a choice.


Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years - starting at 53:06, jokes on "being gay is a choice", male or female masseuse's, "full body massages", hj's and agreeableness...
 
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.


Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, “Kin ya swallar?”


The woman shakes her head no.


Then he asks, “Kin ya breathe?”


The woman, beginning to turn blue, shakes her head no.


The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.


The woman is so shocked that her entire body reacts and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.


As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.


His partner says, “Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t niver seen nobody do it!”
 
A person applying for a job:

Interviewer: How do you explain this four year gap in your resume?

Applicant: That’s when I went to Yale.

Interviewer: Impressive! I think you’re hired.

Applicant: Thank you. I really need the Yob.

**it makes sense if read aloud.**
 
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