Porn

[Minxxy]

What can I say - it is a Friday night and I am unwell. So I have cancelled my night of sex but cant get sex off my mind (how unusual!) So my mind wanders....

I was wondering what porn you guys like? Do you all have certain types that always get you hot and ready to rock?

Personally, I like gang bangs and DP.

Might go watch some now...

 

[svengali]

I am afraid porn, of the video kind, just doesn't do it for me any more. I tried watching a DVD which came with a Club magazine the other day and it just bored me senseless. I still enjoy Club and other magazines, even get a chuckle over the silly stories (how many guys really have a ten-inch member?)but am pretty well over movies.

 

[DT4eva]

hmm porn we have watched a few vids,just sex and thats it, they are all the same.
we like porn movies with a story line to it

anyone know good porn with a storyline?

 

[Minxxy]

Porn with storylines frustrates me. I need the remote to skip to the good stuff.

Got a DVD from my ex called 'trailer trash nurses'. In one part, an earthquake meant a woman fell over when the ground was shaking and onto a garden gnome - up her arse. So the doctor had to fuck her up the arse to make sure it was healed ok. In another scene, a doctor catches a nurse smoking and she needs to suck him off so he wont dob her in. I mean come on... I can make up this stuff! Its hilarious...

 

[DT4eva]

ouch we just pictured that in the mind Minxy..one lucky garden gnome, yes you are right skip the story line get right into it

 

[Mary Anne PA]

i'm with you on story lines Minxxy - the storylines are always sooo contrived. I'm happy with the free clips on the web - all cocks and cunts, tounges and cum, arses and tits. Just quick gratifying anonymous sex perversion.

 

[Mary Anne PA]

Fortunately for me I haven't desensitised particularly. If I read a reasonable porn story in literotica i've got a boner pretty soon, similarly with some porn clips.

 

[pazz]

the funniest pron i seen to date was a porn spoof of Alice in wonder land, it even had decent acting and to top it off was a musical!!! made in the 80's i think. i still got it some where lol.

 

[Spunkymunky]

Im more of a literal person than visual when it comes to porn. Reading it gets a much better reaction.......having said that i am not opposed to watching it with another person cos then i get turned on that they are turned on and vice versa.

 

[sophie316]

I must admit I love my literotica... that way I can imagine the characters looking like whoever I want them to.
(mmmmm David Boreanaz.... mmmmmm)

I don't mind visual porn but the facial expressions and constant moaning actually bugs me and I fail to find the stereotypical bleached blonde plastic-fantastic barbie doll attractive. Doesn't help either that I've NEVER seen a hot or even mildly attractive MALE porn star! If I'm going to watch porn it tends to be from Comstock (REAL people) rather than the mainstream studios.

 

[Spunkymunky]

i agree that the most off putting thing i found about porn is the sound effects. Absolutely nothing like real life. Lying next to another couple while they are going at it DOESN'T SOUND LIKE PORN! It sounds.....good. Ha, now i've gone and turned myself on. Whoops-a-daisy.

 

[Minxxy]

I remember as a kid reading some erotic stories... I just had an insatiable love of reading and when I discovered some little mini books next to mum's bed I wondered why the books at school werent written that way!

And Sophie I am the same as you - I love being able to create the characters in my head. Porn can be so superficial...

 

[pazz]

iam in the same boat, i prefer erotic stories over porn anyday of the week thouhg i do enjoy comical porn or porn bloppers but more so for entertainment value than anything else.

 

[Perthfun]

Fortunately, or possibly unfortunately, Redtube.com is my friend

Cheers
K

 

[corneus]

fantasyland

Porn eh? Well, what can one say. I like to think of it as getting your fill of a fantasy which you would not necessarily get in real life. So, my preference is to see beautiful, impossibly good looking women and guys with huge penises getting really down and dirty. The raunchier the better!

 

[Spunkymunky]

I remember as a kid reading some erotic stories... I just had an insatiable love of reading and when I discovered some little mini books next to mum's bed I wondered why the books at school werent written that way!

And Sophie I am the same as you - I love being able to create the characters in my head. Porn can be so superficial...

Haha when i was little was way, way above my average reading age cos my parents had a rule i could read whatever i liked and would get a reward for doing it. This rule got canned when i was seven and discovered mills and boon books! And this is where i believe my passion for literotica (the dirtier, the better!) began.....

 

[Cookies n Cream]

Lying next to another couple while they are going at it DOESN'T SOUND LIKE PORN! It sounds.....good.

wish it was us

 

[sexiness]

I love literotica too :angel12: we usually read it to each other, the last time we read, dh did to me something similiar to what I was reading...it was soooo HOT!! I ended up making the right noises in the right places of the story...it was fantastic.

 

[sophie316]

Haha when i was little was way, way above my average reading age cos my parents had a rule i could read whatever i liked and would get a reward for doing it. This rule got canned when i was seven and discovered mills and boon books! And this is where i believe my passion for literotica (the dirtier, the better!) began.....

hee hee.... you and I are WAY too similar! :angel12:

 

[Spunkymunky]

Awww poor cookies and cream :-( hrrrrm maybe we were separated at birth sophie316! Then we could sell our story to movie people and i could get out of here and have a real sex life again!!!!!!!

 

[The One]

I've become a little desensitised to commercial porn and now absolutely love amateur and voyeur porn on the net. Can't get enough of it! I think maybe because its still a little naughty?? Commercial porn is....well, commerical and common.

 

[Spunkymunky]

I like the amateur porn......much more realistic. Someone told me about www.youporn.com ages ago and theres some good stuff on there - lots of crap as well though.

I've become a little desensitised to commercial porn and now absolutely love amateur and voyeur porn on the net. Can't get enough of it! I think maybe because its still a little naughty?? Commercial porn is....well, commerical and common.

 

[Haleakala]

youporn isnt bad for amateur porn, there is another similar one which i cant remember the name of something like redtube

 

[dean7]

youporn isnt bad for amateur porn, there is another similar one which i cant remember the name of something like redtube

Redclouds at Link is broken,so has been taken down I think it is.

 

[pazz]

spankwire.com the youtube of porn

 

[Casual guy]

Hi all, at times I agree with minxy - dps, gangbangs are great for a raging boner. At the moment I'm getting off on TS clips as well.

 

[RobO59]

Luv watching porn and some times the wife will watch a porn movie aswell with me, it does make her horny, I like watching woman with toys, that does it for me.

 

[swordfishxxx]

TheHun.com or Red Tube. All free and lots of choice

 

[svengali]

I visit Voyeurweb occasionally but of late the standard of ladies on there has dropped dramatically. Some of the best "contris" in my opinion are the candid beach shots by a guy called "Sandfly". There is an "explicit" section called "Redclouds" which you have to pay for (only USD$80 a year if I remember correctly) but it isn't worth it unless you are studying gynaecology.

 

[hopey]

i personally like pussy.org it seems to have a large range of free video and pic sites