Viktoria Richards
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Pick up lines
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Viktoria Richards
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Viktoria Richards
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Viktoria Richards
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Dominatrix Paige Pope
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pick up line for the man of few words
I think this maybe a winner, Rochi. I'd like to use this on the ladies as I am a man of few little words.
Asian Nicky
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Alexis Lily
Gold Member
this is all doing my head in.. gosh there are some cheesy ones.. who would have thought..
Who comes up with this stuff.. !!
Who comes up with this stuff.. !!
C
CaitlynCabret
Give 'em the ol' guns! 
This sweater line is the greatest pickup line I've ever read. Period.
Do you believe in Love at first Sight, or do i have to Walk by Again?........
He He Funny
Dominatrix Paige Pope
Silver Member
pick up line for the man of few words
haha i really love this!! i will have to remember it
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes
I have only three months to live. .. (guilt line)
Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers
There's only one thing I want to change about you and that's your last name
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I have only three months to live. .. (guilt line)
Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers
There's only one thing I want to change about you and that's your last name
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Do you work for UPS?
No. Why?
Cause I notice you're checking out my package.
Can I at least get a fake phone number?
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Do you work for UPS?
No. Why?
Cause I notice you're checking out my package.
Can I at least get a fake phone number?
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Are you from Tennessee? Cuz your the only ten I see!
Were you born on a farm? Because you really know how to raise a cock.
You know girl, your eyes are the same color as my Porche
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Are you from Tennessee? Cuz your the only ten I see!
Were you born on a farm? Because you really know how to raise a cock.
You know girl, your eyes are the same color as my Porche
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
do you own a hot Dog stand cause you make my hot dog stand
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet
Can I read your T-shirt in braille?
Go out with me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretel?
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? ... Because it looks like you landed on your face
do you own a hot Dog stand cause you make my hot dog stand
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet
Can I read your T-shirt in braille?
Go out with me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretel?
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? ... Because it looks like you landed on your face
These are gold, miss Spice. I'd sure to use the 1st one and the last one...not sure if the braille one would work tho, might cause a palm to the face.
Dominatrix Paige Pope
Silver Member
Fist to face more like it hehe
A gentle lady would never show an ungentle man her fist, a knee below the loincloth would suffice.
Happy2
Legend Member
Well Yoda? Answer the girl!!
