Pick up lines

[kneaded relief]

I think its pretty cute with a touch of cheeky sex appeal

Absolutely,shows the tenderness of a woman,love that image

 

[XLNC]

If I said you had a beautiful body would u hold it against me

I have a sound grab of that line by the Bellamy Brothers on my phone which I play to unsuspecting ladies in bars, at the park, bus stops, etc. I find the ones who don't flee or bitchslap me are the ones worth getting to know better because they have great taste in music and a GSOH.

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[Purple Haze]

I have a sound grab of that line by the Bellamy Brothers on my phone which I play to unsuspecting ladies in bars, at the park, bus stops, etc. I find the ones who don't flee or bitchslap me are the ones worth getting to know better because they have great taste in music and a GSOH.

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You sound like my friend that's his favorite line. And yes we do acquire the taste of good old music and more so understand the words. Great vid

 

[XLNC]

If I could find the original Groucho Marx sound bite, I'd be tempted to use that -- but it would probably match my appearance too closely and reinforce my dirty old man credentials.

 

[Bambi]

So that's how you get all the chicks. . .
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so cute

 

[Alexis Lily]

If I said you had a beautiful body would u hold it against me

HOT!!!!!!! x

 

[bushseeker]

oldy but a goody
"so whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this"
you have to say it really cheesily though

 

[XLNC]

A variation on another cheesy oldie: "So, do you come often? Come here often, I mean."

 

[Alexis Lily]

oldy but a goody
"so whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this"
you have to say it really cheesily though

Yes we get it at work a lot

 

[Ziggy Pop]

I'm not much of a pickup line user myself. I tend to just go with the old "Please may I sit on your face?". It is yet to let me down

 

[Max Cherry]

Your smile is like the "Expelliarmus spell"

Simple yet disarming.

 

[Max Cherry]

I'm not much of a pickup line user myself. I tend to just go with the old "Please may I sit on your face?". It is yet to let me down

Always a successful line.

 

[dc123]

I'm not much of a pickup line user myself. I tend to just go with the old "Please may I sit on your face?". It is yet to let me down

Yes you may sit on my face

 

[Dominatrix Paige Pope]

Come on over

 

[Natalie]

 

[Purple Haze]

oldy but a goody
"so whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this"
you have to say it really cheesily though

Hey bushseeker R you referring to me

 

[Alexis Lily]

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

 

[homer]

Hi, I am a Gynecologist.

 

[Ziggy Pop]

Come on over

^This is so great.

 

[Driver Harry]

Courteously from P!NK

I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight

 

[Indy Fire]

Hey wanna fuck........seriously have had it before. Straight to the point lol

 

[Happy2]

We all have our ways My best mate often answers a "Silent text " when next to a pretty girl
Then puts phone down in plain sight where said girl cant miss seeing it On the phone is the pic of the beautiful puppy he has Its amazing how many girls speak first

 

[homer]

Hey wanna f**k........seriously have had it before. Straight to the point lol

Aye, I like that...straight to the point. Lets go rock my boat.

We all have our ways My best mate often answers a "Silent text " when next to a pretty girl
Then puts phone down in plain sight where said girl cant miss seeing it On the phone is the pic of the beautiful puppy he has Its amazing how many girls speak first

That's a good one...would the pic of a rattle snake work I wonder.

 

[Rochelle]

 

[Alexis Lily]

We all have our ways My best mate often answers a "Silent text " when next to a pretty girl
Then puts phone down in plain sight where said girl cant miss seeing it On the phone is the pic of the beautiful puppy he has Its amazing how many girls speak first

sneeky little fuker.. i love it.. and i would totally fall for it too!!!

xx

 

[XTREME]

"Hi, how are you tonight?"
(I made cool friends with this line)
But just friends. Didn't pick them up.

 

[Dominatrix Paige Pope]

 

[Dominatrix Paige Pope]

 

[homer]

Don the fro when you ask this, "Hello, is it me your looking for? "

"Hi there, would you like to feel my funny bone?" *wink wink*

 

[Rochelle]

picking up in style and without words...........back in the day

and now.........