Mikebrickcream
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How about Anna at south perth anyone tried ad says fs and young ?
Only for a massage but she does do hjAnyone try Saira at the Highgate shop?
Yeh she's quite nice. Decent natural tits and massage. Topless HJ is $100 and NHJ is $150Anyone try Saira at the Highgate shop?
She got a banging body.. I only been there once and had her..havent gone back and there's better place aroundYeh she's quite nice. Decent natural tits and massage. Topless HJ is $100 and NHJ is $150
That's pricey for NHJ. I hope it included body slides and 69/DATY?Yeh she's quite nice. Decent natural tits and massage. Topless HJ is $100 and NHJ is $150
Yep, definitely being careful - suspect they may have already had a visit from authority figures if they are this carefulIt's said many times about not messaging and asking about FS, or FS girls, etc.
They have no idea who they are responding to ... council or police or immigration or neighbours or family or friends or partners or whoever ... so their best response has to be "nope, nothing going on here" and such conversations have to be at the premises.
What the crime or what could happeb if caught by police?Yep, definitely being careful - suspect they may have already had a visit from authority figures if they are this careful
Not sure about the police, but councils can close them on planning approval violation. Approved as a massage parlor but operating a brothel.What the crime or what could happeb if caught by police?
The council have been known to rummage through the bins once they’ve been put out looking for used condoms, that’s a perk all for you my friend.Not sure about the police, but councils can close them on planning approval violation. Approved as a massage parlor but operating a brothel.
Nice job perk being council staff member who has to collect the evidence.
Yeh it is. Didn't ask for body slide or 69/DATY. Some girls are cheaper and some are these prices. They are quite nice girls. YMMVThat's pricey for NHJ. I hope it included body slides and 69/DATY?
Great review … brightened up an otherwise very wet and windy Sunday morning.It’s late Friday evening. The power of hobo grade box wine is coursing through my veins, a sure fire precursor to poor decisions made by the microscopic monster downstairs. I’ve seen the Sukhothai thread. Could it be true? A shop with Thai girls not battling menopause and Metamucil? I’m intrigued. I fire off a 10 p.m. text to the South Perth number, which of course sits unread until morning.
My phone lights up:
“What time plz?”
Despite the wine flu dragging me down, I’m up early and my balls are clamouring for morning glory.
“10:30 please,” I reply, ignoring a wave of Shirazified nausea.
“Name plz?”
“Hagrid,” I type, my faithful punting moniker.
“What kind of servicing are you looking for?” the unknown texter queries.
“Bukkake… massage with blowjob plz,” I hit send before I’d even given it much thought. Curse my horniness. What if they were just asking if I wanted Oil or Thai massage and here I am throwing out council-curse-words like bloody “blowjob.”
Jesus Christ. What have I done? Have they blocked me? Am I being added to some kind of watchlist? Massage with blowjob? Really? IDIOT!
“Today we have sensual massage with HJ.”
Phew
Not exactly what I was aiming for but better than erection wilting words like “Shiatsu,” “trigger point,” or “male masseur.”
“No problem. See you soon.” I confirm.
I take the drive to South Perth and it’s more Stormy than a Trump NDA. Thankfully, that means plenty of parking on Harper Terrace, where the shop’s located. Only 1 hour spots though, but enough longer-term options if you’re the type of punter who enjoyspremature ejaculations. The shop’s closer to the Mill Point Road end, on your left if you’re heading toward the water. Good news, Harper Terrace is pretty quiet from a foot traffic or stickybeak perspective. Low risk of running into a wife, boss, or pastor while on the sacred path to a thaigasm.
The shopfront is therapeutic looking. No garish neon screaming happy endings (or sad ones depending on the age of the masseuse).
I enter and see a rack of shoes in the corner, so I take mine off and pray to God my socks don’t smell like an Amber Heard sleepover.
The place is small but nice. A reception desk at the front. Behind it, a young and cute Thai lady. I’d put her in the 20 to 30 range, but as with all Asian girls, it’s tough to gauge. She could be 18 or 48. To my jaded / failing eyes? She looked young and attractive.
I told her I was Hagrid and had a booking. She smiled, took my payment for an hour, 85 bucks from memory, card accepted, and led me to a room. She told me to get unchanged and said my masseuse would be with me soon. She added, ever so subtly, “You can discuss any areas you’d like massaged with your masseuse.” Smooth.
I was hoping she’d be my masseuse, but I sensed otherwise. I thanked her in Thai. She was surprised I could speak it, and we chatted for a bit, switching between English and Thai whenever one of us hit a translation wall. I sensed she wasn’t part of the Extras team, but who knows. I’ll ask to see her next time.
I got unchanged. The room was small with a standard massage table. Only complaint? The little box for storing my Salvation Army outfit was a bit cramped.
I stuck my face in the hole, hopefully not the last of the session, and soon, a knock on the door.
What’s your go to reply?
“Come in?” “No thanks!” “Who’s there?”
I went with “Ready.”
I heard someone enter. Now, do you crane your neck to see what you’ve drawn, or do you stay buried and pray it’s not a horror show, or worse, a bloke? I stayed buried.
I asked how she was, we chatted, and I complimented her English.
“Did you study here or in Thailand?”
She laughed.
“Why would I study in Thailand? I’m from Brazil.”
Interesting.
Then she got down to business
“Are you looking for extra today?
“Does the Pope shit in the woods?”
“I can do handjob for 50, topless for 100, and nude using my body for 200.”
Standard offerings. But 200 for a handjob felt rich. I’m somewhat frugal when it comes to my orgasms, but I really needed to get a load off, so I went with the topless option.
She asked for the money up front. Mood killer, but fair. First time customer, holes in socks, she probably thought I was destitute. I awkwardly clambered off the bed, pitiful manhood on full display (it was cold OK!), and rifled through my jeans.
On the plus side, I got a good look at her. Decently attractive, big tits, not too old, 20s to 30s I’d guess. Not the tiny Thai spinner I usually crave, a little thicc, classic Brazilian build, but definitely not a sperm-curdler.
I handed over the 100. She gave a genuinely solid massage, digging in with full Muay Thai elbows on the knots. Didn’t half ass it, asked about pressure, and made sure I was comfortable. One really nice touch, pun not intended, was when she reached up and moved my arms from above my head to by my sides. Seconds later, I felt her naked breasts in my hands. She let me knead away while she kept massaging. Built up the anticipation beautifully.
After about 40 minutes, she asked me to flip. She wiped off the oil with a hot towel, then oiled up Hagrid Junior. She was already topless and took my hand, encouraging me to grope her. She ran a hand over my pubic region.
“You wax?” she asked.
“Guess you’re not the only Brazilian,” I winked.
She gave me a confused look. Dammit.
Didn’t take long before she hit the mongerload and I was sated. She cleaned me up and said she hoped to see me again.
After dressing, I made my way back to reception. The cute Thai girl was still there.
“How was massage?” she asked, with a smirk.
I laughed and said good.
I asked her name and what it meant in Thai
“Same fabric,” she said.
“Beautiful fabric, you mean,” I winked
Her eyes rolled harder than Snake Eyes as she wished me a good day. Dammit.
Will I be back? Yeah, I will. The massage was solid. I’m not an FS guy in shops, so your mileage may vary. I’m guessing South Perth keeps it more basic, with extras on the down low, since some clientele are women and they probably don’t want them hearing me puffing away while the girl whispers, “Let me know when it’s in.”
Happy hunting.
IIt’s late Friday evening. The power of hobo grade box wine is coursing through my veins, a sure fire precursor to poor decisions made by the microscopic monster downstairs. I’ve seen the Sukhothai thread. Could it be true? A shop with Thai girls not battling menopause and Metamucil? I’m intrigued. I fire off a 10 p.m. text to the South Perth number, which of course sits unread until morning.
My phone lights up:
“What time plz?”
Despite the wine flu dragging me down, I’m up early and my balls are clamouring for morning glory.
“10:30 please,” I reply, ignoring a wave of Shirazified nausea.
“Name plz?”
“Hagrid,” I type, my faithful punting moniker.
“What kind of servicing are you looking for?” the unknown texter queries.
“Bukkake… massage with blowjob plz,” I hit send before I’d even given it much thought. Curse my horniness. What if they were just asking if I wanted Oil or Thai massage and here I am throwing out council-curse-words like bloody “blowjob.”
Jesus Christ. What have I done? Have they blocked me? Am I being added to some kind of watchlist? Massage with blowjob? Really? IDIOT!
“Today we have sensual massage with HJ.”
Phew
Not exactly what I was aiming for but better than erection wilting words like “Shiatsu,” “trigger point,” or “male masseur.”
“No problem. See you soon.” I confirm.
I take the drive to South Perth and it’s more Stormy than a Trump NDA. Thankfully, that means plenty of parking on Harper Terrace, where the shop’s located. Only 1 hour spots though, but enough longer-term options if you’re the type of punter who enjoyspremature ejaculations. The shop’s closer to the Mill Point Road end, on your left if you’re heading toward the water. Good news, Harper Terrace is pretty quiet from a foot traffic or stickybeak perspective. Low risk of running into a wife, boss, or pastor while on the sacred path to a thaigasm.
The shopfront is therapeutic looking. No garish neon screaming happy endings (or sad ones depending on the age of the masseuse).
I enter and see a rack of shoes in the corner, so I take mine off and pray to God my socks don’t smell like an Amber Heard sleepover.
The place is small but nice. A reception desk at the front. Behind it, a young and cute Thai lady. I’d put her in the 20 to 30 range, but as with all Asian girls, it’s tough to gauge. She could be 18 or 48. To my jaded / failing eyes? She looked young and attractive.
I told her I was Hagrid and had a booking. She smiled, took my payment for an hour, 85 bucks from memory, card accepted, and led me to a room. She told me to get unchanged and said my masseuse would be with me soon. She added, ever so subtly, “You can discuss any areas you’d like massaged with your masseuse.” Smooth.
I was hoping she’d be my masseuse, but I sensed otherwise. I thanked her in Thai. She was surprised I could speak it, and we chatted for a bit, switching between English and Thai whenever one of us hit a translation wall. I sensed she wasn’t part of the Extras team, but who knows. I’ll ask to see her next time.
I got unchanged. The room was small with a standard massage table. Only complaint? The little box for storing my Salvation Army outfit was a bit cramped.
I stuck my face in the hole, hopefully not the last of the session, and soon, a knock on the door.
What’s your go to reply?
“Come in?” “No thanks!” “Who’s there?”
I went with “Ready.”
I heard someone enter. Now, do you crane your neck to see what you’ve drawn, or do you stay buried and pray it’s not a horror show, or worse, a bloke? I stayed buried.
I asked how she was, we chatted, and I complimented her English.
“Did you study here or in Thailand?”
She laughed.
“Why would I study in Thailand? I’m from Brazil.”
Interesting.
Then she got down to business
“Are you looking for extra today?
“Does the Pope shit in the woods?”
“I can do handjob for 50, topless for 100, and nude using my body for 200.”
Standard offerings. But 200 for a handjob felt rich. I’m somewhat frugal when it comes to my orgasms, but I really needed to get a load off, so I went with the topless option.
She asked for the money up front. Mood killer, but fair. First time customer, holes in socks, she probably thought I was destitute. I awkwardly clambered off the bed, pitiful manhood on full display (it was cold OK!), and rifled through my jeans.
On the plus side, I got a good look at her. Decently attractive, big tits, not too old, 20s to 30s I’d guess. Not the tiny Thai spinner I usually crave, a little thicc, classic Brazilian build, but definitely not a sperm-curdler.
I handed over the 100. She gave a genuinely solid massage, digging in with full Muay Thai elbows on the knots. Didn’t half ass it, asked about pressure, and made sure I was comfortable. One really nice touch, pun not intended, was when she reached up and moved my arms from above my head to by my sides. Seconds later, I felt her naked breasts in my hands. She let me knead away while she kept massaging. Built up the anticipation beautifully.
After about 40 minutes, she asked me to flip. She wiped off the oil with a hot towel, then oiled up Hagrid Junior. She was already topless and took my hand, encouraging me to grope her. She ran a hand over my pubic region.
“You wax?” she asked.
“Guess you’re not the only Brazilian,” I winked.
She gave me a confused look. Dammit.
Didn’t take long before she hit the mongerload and I was sated. She cleaned me up and said she hoped to see me again.
After dressing, I made my way back to reception. The cute Thai girl was still there.
“How was massage?” she asked, with a smirk.
I laughed and said good.
I asked her name and what it meant in Thai
“Same fabric,” she said.
“Beautiful fabric, you mean,” I winked
Her eyes rolled harder than Snake Eyes as she wished me a good day. Dammit.
Will I be back? Yeah, I will. The massage was solid. I’m not an FS guy in shops, so your mileage may vary. I’m guessing South Perth keeps it more basic, with extras on the down low, since some clientele are women and they probably don’t want them hearing me puffing away while the girl whispers, “Let me know when it’s in.”
Happy hunting.
Awesome in depth review. No stone left unturned from moment you walked in to leaving. Assume that you saw Carla going by the rosters. Have been tempted to visit this establishment for a while and now even more intrigued after reading this. Very good. Thanks.It’s late Friday evening. The power of hobo grade box wine is coursing through my veins, a sure fire precursor to poor decisions made by the microscopic monster downstairs. I’ve seen the Sukhothai thread. Could it be true? A shop with Thai girls not battling menopause and Metamucil? I’m intrigued. I fire off a 10 p.m. text to the South Perth number, which of course sits unread until morning.
My phone lights up:
“What time plz?”
Despite the wine flu dragging me down, I’m up early and my balls are clamouring for morning glory.
“10:30 please,” I reply, ignoring a wave of Shirazified nausea.
“Name plz?”
“Hagrid,” I type, my faithful punting moniker.
“What kind of servicing are you looking for?” the unknown texter queries.
“Bukkake… massage with blowjob plz,” I hit send before I’d even given it much thought. Curse my horniness. What if they were just asking if I wanted Oil or Thai massage and here I am throwing out council-curse-words like bloody “blowjob.”
Jesus Christ. What have I done? Have they blocked me? Am I being added to some kind of watchlist? Massage with blowjob? Really? IDIOT!
“Today we have sensual massage with HJ.”
Phew
Not exactly what I was aiming for but better than erection wilting words like “Shiatsu,” “trigger point,” or “male masseur.”
“No problem. See you soon.” I confirm.
I take the drive to South Perth and it’s more Stormy than a Trump NDA. Thankfully, that means plenty of parking on Harper Terrace, where the shop’s located. Only 1 hour spots though, but enough longer-term options if you’re the type of punter who enjoyspremature ejaculations. The shop’s closer to the Mill Point Road end, on your left if you’re heading toward the water. Good news, Harper Terrace is pretty quiet from a foot traffic or stickybeak perspective. Low risk of running into a wife, boss, or pastor while on the sacred path to a thaigasm.
The shopfront is therapeutic looking. No garish neon screaming happy endings (or sad ones depending on the age of the masseuse).
I enter and see a rack of shoes in the corner, so I take mine off and pray to God my socks don’t smell like an Amber Heard sleepover.
The place is small but nice. A reception desk at the front. Behind it, a young and cute Thai lady. I’d put her in the 20 to 30 range, but as with all Asian girls, it’s tough to gauge. She could be 18 or 48. To my jaded / failing eyes? She looked young and attractive.
I told her I was Hagrid and had a booking. She smiled, took my payment for an hour, 85 bucks from memory, card accepted, and led me to a room. She told me to get unchanged and said my masseuse would be with me soon. She added, ever so subtly, “You can discuss any areas you’d like massaged with your masseuse.” Smooth.
I was hoping she’d be my masseuse, but I sensed otherwise. I thanked her in Thai. She was surprised I could speak it, and we chatted for a bit, switching between English and Thai whenever one of us hit a translation wall. I sensed she wasn’t part of the Extras team, but who knows. I’ll ask to see her next time.
I got unchanged. The room was small with a standard massage table. Only complaint? The little box for storing my Salvation Army outfit was a bit cramped.
I stuck my face in the hole, hopefully not the last of the session, and soon, a knock on the door.
What’s your go to reply?
“Come in?” “No thanks!” “Who’s there?”
I went with “Ready.”
I heard someone enter. Now, do you crane your neck to see what you’ve drawn, or do you stay buried and pray it’s not a horror show, or worse, a bloke? I stayed buried.
I asked how she was, we chatted, and I complimented her English.
“Did you study here or in Thailand?”
She laughed.
“Why would I study in Thailand? I’m from Brazil.”
Interesting.
Then she got down to business
“Are you looking for extra today?
“Does the Pope shit in the woods?”
“I can do handjob for 50, topless for 100, and nude using my body for 200.”
Standard offerings. But 200 for a handjob felt rich. I’m somewhat frugal when it comes to my orgasms, but I really needed to get a load off, so I went with the topless option.
She asked for the money up front. Mood killer, but fair. First time customer, holes in socks, she probably thought I was destitute. I awkwardly clambered off the bed, pitiful manhood on full display (it was cold OK!), and rifled through my jeans.
On the plus side, I got a good look at her. Decently attractive, big tits, not too old, 20s to 30s I’d guess. Not the tiny Thai spinner I usually crave, a little thicc, classic Brazilian build, but definitely not a sperm-curdler.
I handed over the 100. She gave a genuinely solid massage, digging in with full Muay Thai elbows on the knots. Didn’t half ass it, asked about pressure, and made sure I was comfortable. One really nice touch, pun not intended, was when she reached up and moved my arms from above my head to by my sides. Seconds later, I felt her naked breasts in my hands. She let me knead away while she kept massaging. Built up the anticipation beautifully.
After about 40 minutes, she asked me to flip. She wiped off the oil with a hot towel, then oiled up Hagrid Junior. She was already topless and took my hand, encouraging me to grope her. She ran a hand over my pubic region.
“You wax?” she asked.
“Guess you’re not the only Brazilian,” I winked.
She gave me a confused look. Dammit.
Didn’t take long before she hit the mongerload and I was sated. She cleaned me up and said she hoped to see me again.
After dressing, I made my way back to reception. The cute Thai girl was still there.
“How was massage?” she asked, with a smirk.
I laughed and said good.
I asked her name and what it meant in Thai
“Same fabric,” she said.
“Beautiful fabric, you mean,” I winked
Her eyes rolled harder than Snake Eyes as she wished me a good day. Dammit.
Will I be back? Yeah, I will. The massage was solid. I’m not an FS guy in shops, so your mileage may vary. I’m guessing South Perth keeps it more basic, with extras on the down low, since some clientele are women and they probably don’t want them hearing me puffing away while the girl whispers, “Let me know when it’s in.”
Happy hunting.
collect ?? or leave evidence ..Not sure about the police, but councils can close them on planning approval violation. Approved as a massage parlor but operating a brothel.
Nice job perk being council staff member who has to collect the evidence.
I saw her for 45mins- charged me $100 for a HJ- very steep!!!How much was Dow's FS?
To be fair .. we don't know if he even has fingersFeel like this stormtrooper fella would have trouble organising a root in a brothel with a fist full of fifties...
You must be hung like a horse..
You got ripped off bud!
Yeah sure should be $30 for you then lolThat's the thing with this $100 for a HJ.
Some say the ladies are just charging a flat rate of $10 an inch.
Makes me feel better that I'm getting undercharged every time.
Of course I was jesting.Yeah sure should be $30 for you then lol