Perth CDB R&T massage

[gateman]

Hey guys, im in town for a few days , Can anyone recommend a good R&T massage place in the Perth CBD ? thanks

 

[gateman]

Forgot to mention, would prefer Asian.

 

[Chief]

Forgot to mention, would prefer Asian.

Cn massage in hay street east perth. Next to the post office. All your christmases and birthdays at once!!

 

[buttercookie]

Cn massage in hay street east perth. Next to the post office. All your christmases and birthdays at once!!

What a shocker of a place. Went recently. The massage was woefully inadequate. She qualified for the aged pension.No enthusiasm or skill. Slapping my back with a dead fish would have been more enjoyable.

 

[Chief]

What a shocker of a place. Went recently. The massage was woefully inadequate. She qualified for the aged pension.No enthusiasm or skill. Slapping my back with a dead fish would have been more enjoyable.

Speaking of dead fish.....

 

[Whiskyman]

She is not too bad.
Link is broken so has been taken down

 

[Shinn]

996 Hay St

0473 214 751

 

[happypig]

996 Hay St

0473 214 751

Hi Shinn, have you seen her before? Any feedback?

 

[Shinn]

Hi Shinn, have you seen her before? Any feedback?

No point in asking this as you wont get the same service everyone is different and money doesnt always get what you want unless you got a face like Brad Pitt

 

[Pad]

No point in asking this as you wont get the same service everyone is different and money doesnt always get what you want unless you got a face like Brad Pitt

He simply asked if you had seen her or not and for feedback.

We all know YMMV. No point in being rude about it.

 

[Channelle]

He simply asked if you had seen her or not and for feedback.

We all know YMMV. No point in being rude about it.

Exactly, pretty simple request, easy enough to reply politely.

 

[Shinn]

Exactly, pretty simple request, easy enough to reply politely.

Chanelle till this day I question if you are a man, women or both. Both would be the appropriate answer

 

[Channelle]

Chanelle till this day I question if you are a man, women or both. Both would be the appropriate answer

Didn't quite get the relevance, but I go off on tangents here all the time -

So you've reminded me of my grandmother in 2 ways:

1) She'd say if you ask a question and answer it yourself, you've got no-one to argue with, and no-one to blame if you get it wrong.

 

[Shinn]

<- - talk to da hand coz da face dont understand

 

[Channelle]

I guess I'm not smart enough to understand whatever that means.

So back to you reminding me of my grandmother - because she put her longevity down to her daily breakfast.
Always a cup of tea.
Always toast.
Always jam.
Always figjam.

 

[Shinn]

I know you are but what am I?

 

[Channelle]

I know you are but what am I?

Am too old, others can comment on that.

Am way past that insecurity stage of life to have to request opinions of how others see oneself.

 

[Shinn]

Am too old, others can comment on that.

Am way past that insecurity stage of life to have to request opinions of how others see oneself.

That's what she said