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Pegging ? How to start the covo with me wife.

Phoebe said:
Last time I looked at the date it was 2026... not 1726 when men actually did the hunting.. Men today, go hunting in a Hilux and drive to the nearest supermarket, fight the crowds to get to the meat dept... that's about the limit of the hunter gatherer man today...

Serious Question Dear Mr Hunter... if men are so great at being Hunters and Gatherers why do we need Brothels, Asian Massage Parlors etc, surely the men would be able to be successful in the Hunt for the Female of the Species... Surely that would be the case... but here we are having Brothels... and I hate to bust your bubble, Lions its the Females that do the Hunting, and they are the head of the food chain in Africa..


Needed a laugh on a Monday thanks...
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100./. Phoebe. In 2026 men really don’t need brothels. However, some men may actually be in a relationship and use a brothel for a change of scenery. 🤔
 

Pegging ? How to start the covo with me wife.​


1. Go to a sex shop buy a strap on a nice big black one say 2-3 inches in girth and about 20 inches long... <-- you gotta give ya wife some incentive... after all the bigger the better RIGHT

2. Stop off at Tiffany's, buy some nice Diamond Ear Rings ... 1-2 Carats ... after all the bigger the better

3. Drop by Louboutin, buy some So Kates, the higher the better say 120CM

4. Agent Provocateur sells some great nude leg wear that looks great teamed with the So Kates, and lingerie too say Midnight black be great, that will match the strap on perfectly after all its all about color matching..

5 Perfume is required too, she has to smell divine while she's working up a sweat rogering your ass with a 20 inch dildo after all she wlll know what men do here, say drop into Sephora for Some Chanel number 5

6. on the way home pull into BWS, purchase some nice french champagne..

7. Give her all those presents then pull the Strap on out... and just be a man and ASK.....

8. Failing all that, Go to Perth City Porsche and buy the her latest 911 in red that will match the So Kates perfectly too... That will probably work asking nicely of course

9. If that doesn't become a deal breaker , buy her the biggest house in Peppermint grove you can... if still at an impasse... She still says no.

10.. click this link https://hickmanfamilylawyers.com.au/perth-divorce-lawyer/ and head for Langtrees.......
 
baal6007 said:
Irrelevant. He has a penis and is a bloke.
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I thought I was on ignore.........obviously not... :cool:

7,403 days on here and only 886 posts thats 0.11968121032 posts a day.... some contribution........

As for Gender... The owner of this site knew from day one who I was THE Witch Icon she chose for me..... and I came into LT"S and outed myself...so hey next topic... funny you are a foundation member surely you would of known this fun fact....
 
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