Did it come with handcuffs and a large baton???
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Did it come with handcuffs and a large baton???
Happy2
Legend Member
And when you are bored with it you can invite us around for a BBQ Mmmm Suckling pig
But a simple roast or pig on a spit is good to I'm not a food snob
Happy2
Legend Member
Every opportunity eh HP?
lol
Farm Boy 2
Legend Member
I raised pigs once and they can be fun . a word of warning tho ,little pigs have sharp teeth and know how to use then .
I have vaccinated thousands of the little buggers for Parvovirus and Leptospirosis , a lot of wriggling squealing and biting involved
I have vaccinated thousands of the little buggers for Parvovirus and Leptospirosis , a lot of wriggling squealing and biting involved
Dallas
Legend Member
I can think of a whole heap of themes that could be posted here.
Dancing in the rain....
Naked rock climbing...
O faces....
Dancing cats....
Tom Cruise on Oprah when he was possessed...
started off like this....
Then it got fun!...
Failed sporting moments....
Gemma Atkinson... just anything
Business signs with a difference...
Fun in the mud pics.....
Cute bondage.....
Surfing....
Dancing in the rain....
Naked rock climbing...
O faces....
Dancing cats....
Tom Cruise on Oprah when he was possessed...
started off like this....
Then it got fun!...
Failed sporting moments....
Gemma Atkinson... just anything
Business signs with a difference...
Fun in the mud pics.....
Cute bondage.....
Surfing....
Happy2
Legend Member
You have too much time on your hands Mr DI can think of a whole heap of themes that could be posted here.
Dancing in the rain....
Naked rock climbing...
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O faces....
Dancing cats....
Tom Cruise on Oprah when he was possessed...
started off like this....
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Then it got fun!...
Failed sporting moments....
Gemma Atkinson... just anything
Business signs with a difference...
Fun in the mud pics.....
Cute bondage.....
Surfing....
Dallas
Legend Member
I can mow your lawn and still have time to provide enthralling commentary to our fun forum!
That is exactly what I thought. Instead of abandoning it at the RSPCA animal shelter like a puppy or kitten what lost its cuteness, you can have bacon, ham, pork chops, etc. for weeks. A truly versatile pet. Good thinking, Linda!
Happy2
Legend Member
And if you've eating to much pudding or icecream afterwards You can squeeze out the pancreas you put aside when slaughtering said pig And get your shot of insulin And if you like too much crackling etc Keep a heart valve aside on ice too
Bravo! Truly a pet that keeps on giving.
Ahoy;- Guess who back?..........................Yes the ugly twins have returned,,,,,,,Banter/Banter/Banter
In the middle off a Ocean a Captain Pirate has fallen to his knees...................he looks upon the sky and raises his arms to the sky and screamed...................."Ohhh might lord Give Me the strength to endure"
In the middle off a Ocean a Captain Pirate has fallen to his knees...................he looks upon the sky and raises his arms to the sky and screamed...................."Ohhh might lord Give Me the strength to endure"
'Ugly'?! Terrible twins, if you please. 
Having slept on it, I awoke with trepidation at Linda's reaction to our innocent, well-meaning suggestions. Will she invite us to her BBQ or have our guts for garters?
And what's this moderator approval bizzo about on this and some (but not all) other threads today?
Having slept on it, I awoke with trepidation at Linda's reaction to our innocent, well-meaning suggestions. Will she invite us to her BBQ or have our guts for garters?
And what's this moderator approval bizzo about on this and some (but not all) other threads today?
Happy2
Legend Member
Oh calm down TOTT we knows youse luvs it
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Eat me?
Happy2
Legend Member
I hope thats Weight watchers Chocolate
Happy2
Legend Member
Mmm just perfect I just loves me some suckling pig
Wot a nasty man you are, so insensitive. It is a beloved family pet, not something to joke about like that. I hope Linda forgives your lack of couth and niceness.
You two are funny this one and the soon to have female will be pets but their offspring are fair game LOL
You were right, h2, she is a cruel heartless wench, talking about eating their babies and cackling about it. (Shudder!)
Happy2
Legend Member
True Your XLNC such a evil heart beats beneath such a Beautiful comely wenches veneerYou were right, h2, she is a cruel heartless wench, talking about eating their babies and cackling about it. (Shudder!)
But on the bright side The catering is half done for the next Meet and greet
Gobble_Doc
Diamond Member
Hi Linda,
What happened to the photos of you dressed-up as Baby-Doll from "Sucker Punch"? I'd definitely "like" those!
GD