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Old but young

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Mary Anne PA

Hellooo my pets and a good day to you Mizz Kenworthy.I hope you may be able to answer this seemingly stupid question. Well as you may gather i am as grey as a fox. I put a blue rinse through my hair about once a week, looks great i think.The problem i am more salt than pepper down below. I do not like these Brazil waxes that you young folk get. They make me feel really itchy and i can't stop scratching when i am at bingo(not a good look}.I tried a rinse down below but had a reaction and got red and blotchy and painfully sore. Any ideas??
Secondly as i have advancing years i have prolific hair growth coming out of my ears . How can i remove?????


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Phanny vergeena doubtfire
 
try plucking your ears phanny... lol
and trimming with the scissors below. :iamwithst
 
down under

I tried my Harold's hedge clippers and they were not sharp enough god rest his soul.As for the ears i tried Nad's core blimey nearly burnt them to a frazzle, got some on my eyebows now i look more of a freak.I tried a car cigarette lighter worked a trick on the ears. Down below is still a problem. Somebody said try some haemaroid cream for bags under the eyes, works a treat i look in my mid 70's rather than 90plus.I have plenty of haemaroid cream. But the old adage cure for me by the way is witch hasel shrinks the piles.Gentley apply with cotton wool after a nice hot bath. You may need a hand mirror to see whats going on down under, make sure your body is depleted of gas before so.

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Pvd
 
You could get a merkin? :hello:
 
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I used to have a Merc. But my driver prefers a Bentley.

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Phanny
 
Do what I do Mrs Doubtfire, grow the hair over your ears and sideburns, that way you don't have to worry about the forest in your ears.
 
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