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Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend
drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping.
This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head
Office to a customer in Oxford:
Dear Mrs. Murray,
While we thank you for your valued custom and
use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our
store in Banbury is considering banning you and
your family from shopping with ...us, unless your
husband stops
his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past
few months all verified by our surveillance
cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and
randomly put them in people's trolleys when they
weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares
to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor
leading to feminine products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her
in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and
watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR'
sign to a carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor
clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite
them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor
gas stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager
asked if she could help him, he began to cry and
asked, "Why can't you people just leave me
alone?"
8. October 4: Looked right into the security
camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and
ate it.
9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing
kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an
assistant if he knew where the anti-depressants
were.
10. December 3: Darted around the store
suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle,
practised the "Madonna look" using different size
funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when
people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. December 21: When an announcement came
over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position
and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
And; last, but not least:
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut
the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly,
"There is no toilet paper in here."
Yours sincerely,
Charles Brown
Store Manager
A.A
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend
drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping.
This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head
Office to a customer in Oxford:
Dear Mrs. Murray,
While we thank you for your valued custom and
use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our
store in Banbury is considering banning you and
your family from shopping with ...us, unless your
husband stops
his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past
few months all verified by our surveillance
cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and
randomly put them in people's trolleys when they
weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares
to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor
leading to feminine products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her
in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and
watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR'
sign to a carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor
clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite
them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor
gas stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager
asked if she could help him, he began to cry and
asked, "Why can't you people just leave me
alone?"
8. October 4: Looked right into the security
camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and
ate it.
9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing
kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an
assistant if he knew where the anti-depressants
were.
10. December 3: Darted around the store
suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle,
practised the "Madonna look" using different size
funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when
people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. December 21: When an announcement came
over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position
and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
And; last, but not least:
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut
the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly,
"There is no toilet paper in here."
Yours sincerely,
Charles Brown
Store Manager
A.A
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