Nerd instruction on how to find a wife

[Zeus]

 

[Sir Cruiser]

I have had both, first the gf then the wife. I would rather settle for a companion

 

[Zeus]

If you ever do find a unicorn - please let me know

 

[Sir Cruiser]

If you ever do find a unicorn - please let me know

Is that another name for a strap on?

 

[Cayla Cream]

 

[Cayla Cream]

MARIA!!

 

[Cayla Cream]

MY LITTLE PONY

 

[Cayla Cream]

THE PERFECT WIFE

 

[Cayla Cream]

 

[Cayla Cream]

 

[Cayla Cream]

 

[Cayla Cream]

 

[Cayla Cream]

 

[Cayla Cream]

 

[Melinda Morgan]

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