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AlexandraSilk

Today was an interesting day. Every now and again I will post an advert on Cracker. The clients this site draws never fail to fascinate me.

Today's gentlemen sent a text inquiring if I do outcalls and natural services. Choosing to ignore the request for natural I inquired where he was based. He replied Karrinyup. Explaining I don't visit private homes (I will happily visit homes, however not during the day as I am often much to busy to drive all the way there and back before my next appointment). He replied would come and see me, and again inquired about natural services. Adding to his argument he was young and clean with medical certificates. My response was for him to visit one of the Asian houses. He thought this was hilarious and decided to visit me under my terms. :boxing:

He arrived 30 minutes late. On arrival I noted he was a smoker and requested he brush his teeth. As a non smoker I prefer a fresh mouth to kiss. He asked if he could have a quick "puff". "Sure" I say, "Please take it out on the balcony". He pulls out a crack pipe and explains he has ADHD and he uses it medically and could he smoke in the bathroom as he didn't want to do it outside. I left him to it. Drugs are certainly not my thing. I did consider cancelling the booking as I wasn't sure about illegal drugs in my apartment. :police: Particularly meth. Guys on coke and ecstasy are one thing, but meth can really mess with peoples minds. :violent5:

It turned out to be rather hilarious. He wanted to get straight into it and pound me like a jack hammer. The entire time exclaiming how sexy and gorgeous I was. He would bring himself to the brink of orgasm then pull out making continual "WOW" sounds. I laughed through the entire booking. He had wanted 2/3 hours, unfortunately I only had time to see him for an hour plus he was 30 minutes late. So the session lasted 30 minutes.

He enjoyed his time and asked if he could see me again later tonight. I declined as I had another client to see after him. Plus, there is only so much laughter my stomach muscles can handle. :laughing4
 
hahaha...too funny, I know the ones been there!!!!

I love it when they waste the first half of booking on that damn pipe thing...then cant get it up (seems to be a big prob with those guys they get really horny but cant get it up) thenyou or them spend last 30mins jerking them off with 3 litres of lube cos it is so soft you cant even get a condom on to put it in your mouth.

I have also had guys offer it to me...and when I say (standard rebuttle) "oh babe I am hooker not a crack whore"...which gets a laugh out of them but when "some" get it that i dont do that...they walk out......too funny!!!!

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Hey Alex - two things, are you not putting yourself at huge risk with a guy like that and is there any pleasure (other than comedy) for you to be out of such an encounter?
 
Richie, thank you for your concern. This job provides a wonderful environment to learn about human behavior. I quickly worked out the gentlemen was rather harmless. However, I did have my phone on the bedside table (something I would never do under normal circumstances) just in case I was required to call the police.

Did I find the encounter sexually pleasurable? Well no, someone on drugs is a huge turn off for me.

Saige; after all the "Wowing" trying to hold off from coming. The guy did go soft and wasn't able to climax.

Oh well! Certainly a memorable situation for me.
 
Yep, Alex, I respect the fact that you are an experienced lady and can obviously "read" people pretty well but you are still only (probably) less than 100lbs of girl.

I have seen a doped-up guy not much bigger than average need four strong men to restrain him when he went apes##t on some chemical cocktail or other. They can look and seem normal then, suddenly, one wrong word or action and they are in cuckoo land and simply not aware of what they are doing. Frustration at not being able to "rise to the occasion" would make a great trigger.

You private ladies do take real risks inviting people you don't know into your homes.
 
I'd imagine that if he's kept happy after hitting the pipe he'll be ok and sounds like he was so obviously she knows how to handle these situations

This brings up another question I've always had..

Is the whole "hookers and coke" thing reasonably common? Or something left to the likes of Charlie sheen!
 
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You should do appear to get your fair share of fascinating clients. Always enjoy reading your reviews, keep them coming :)
 
The stuff ain't cheap either he probably could have bought a whole hour of your time instead a little bag of glass. Although the grinding of the teeth might help him last longer..
 
David_San said:
The stuff ain't cheap either he probably could have bought a whole hour of your time instead a little bag of glass. Although the grinding of the teeth might help him last longer..
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That is another thing I don't get.

If I had an hour with a lovely lady like Alex coming up I would want an early night the night before, a light meal and an easy day at work to make sure my senses and instincts were on their A-game. I certainly wouldn't want my brain half-shot on chemicals.
 
That makes them exceptionally horny......its just for some of them the find it very hard to get hard....

And as far as our safety concerns go, absolutely you have to be more wary and evn though I dont like it..it is no differtent to someone who is intoxicated with alcohol (ahhhhh dont miss the night shifts....)I would put a fair bet most assults either by s/wrker or not would be by people straigh or drunk.....

But correct we can never be too careful...


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That is another thing I don't get.

If I had an hour with a lovely lady like Alex coming up I would want an early night the night before, a light meal and an easy day at work to make sure my senses and instincts were on their A-game. I certainly wouldn't want my brain half-shot on chemicals.
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What are the lady's views on extasy? It been the love drug an all :-D
All drugs are bad keep in mind.
Do you get many clients/any experiences with people who are affected Or under the effect of this drug? Compared to meth and even alcohol it's not a drug associated with acts of violence, you may just get a hug at the end haha:::D

Any story's?
 
A pity that the ladies have to put up with this behaviour, but the world has all types, so you need to be prepared for this type of bloke.
 
WRXXXR said:
Is the whole "hookers and coke" thing reasonably common? Or something left to the likes of Charlie sheen!
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Good Question.
Due to the hours I keep, I honestly don't see many clients under the influence of drugs or alcohol. However if the calls I receive on a Friday and Saturday night are any indication, then yes, I do believe the whole "Hookers and Coke" is certainly rampant on the weekend in particular.
 
AlexandraSilk said:
Good Question.
Due to the hours I keep, I honestly don't see many clients under the influence of drugs or alcohol. However if the calls I receive on a Friday and Saturday night are any indication, then yes, I do believe the whole "Hookers and Coke" is certainly rampant on the weekend in particular.
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So WLs need to be more wary at those times, or avoid working those times, particularly if independents.
 
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