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Most disgusting clients' rooms ever vs Best clients' rooms ever!

Ivor Bigwun said:
I think it's a joke when people complain about a customer's room. Shouldn't the girl tidy up as part of the girlfriend experience?
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People you're hiring the wrong service luv
Your an adult you clean your own mess not the girlfriend or the lady you are hiring
If you choose not to or can't be bothered or have health reasons why you can't then you hire a cleaner
Come a little closer sweetheart and I will tell you a secret. Cut the crap & please be respectful and I am sure you will find the forum much more enjoyable and will get way more out of it. Nobody likes a load waker get the drift luv
Go to bed tomorrow is a new day and please join us with a fresh attitude
 
The best client ive ever had was an outcall. He not only was so handsome, and sweet and great in bed, but made me a huge mug of espresso before sending me back to the brothel. Such a precious men. :") We had similar music taste, and he treated me like an absolute princess. a true gentleman.

WARNING this one is intense and could be triggering to some. Read at your own risk.
My worst was absolute nightmare fuel, and so degrading towards me. This was when I was new to the industry and thought itd be best to suck it up and stay in the booking, rather than just walk out because he was so disgusting and potentially dangerous. He refused to put condoms on, and he settled at first for watching me DP myself while jacking off at the same time, while screaming abuse at me (" youre a worthless whore, youre not even fucking yourself hard enough") take in mind i was pissing blood after this as he decided to force a dildo exremely hard into me.
He kept refusing to put condoms on and ended up making me crawl on the floor and wet myself while verbally degrading me. I was saved by my alarm as he got to a point of really trying to overpower me and trying to get his bare penis in. SAVED BY THE BUZZER. But damn, it was absolutely traumatizing to me for a while.
 
Think of it this way. Half my clients are people id never sleep with in a million years if it wasnt my job. THATS the work of it. its a JOB to sleep with you in the first place.
 
What??!! Here's me thinking you do it 'cos you like fucking.
Contrarian said:
Over the last year or so, I gather there are two types of clients that escorts see - those with filthy houses/rooms and those without. I think we can leave hotel rooms out of this because, let's face it, they get cleaned regularly.

So ladies, and any male escorts, describe to us two things:

1. The most disgusting clients' room/house you've seen.

vs

2. The most pleasing clients' room/house you've seen.

Were you offered five day old pizza perhaps?

Leave out the tales about architecture as few people have control over that unless your surname's Alcock, Plunkett or Porteous.
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5 day old pizza!!!! Yum!!!!
 
TRY: Big Beautiful House..............Shell?? :stop: Driver/2 Ladies. 3am booking 40 mins away, no beds, no walls inside, no running water or flushing toilet, Nothing but a blanket on the concrete floor, light and exposed wires :banghead: It's A NOOOO FROM US ALL:hilarious:
THE GUYS: umm would you accept coke for payment?:rolleyes: ahhhh NOOO Darl.. :hilarious: :jawdrop: :grumpy:
"WE'RE OUT:happy:
 
Shamaine said:
TRY: Big Beautiful House..............Shell?? :stop: Driver/2 Ladies. 3am booking 40 mins away, no beds, no walls inside, no running water or flushing toilet, Nothing but a blanket on the concrete floor, light and exposed wires :banghead: It's A NOOOO FROM US ALL:hilarious:
THE GUYS: umm would you accept coke for payment?:rolleyes: ahhhh NOOO Darl.. :hilarious: :jawdrop: :grumpy:
"WE'RE OUT:happy:
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Why would you say no to a Coke? It's the world's best selling soft drink!
 
Shamaine said:
coke $2 and that we are not:hilarious: (bad pun):smug: they would need at least a truck load:hilarious: come on now you must know a woman's worth is more than that;)
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But these guys had no furniture, barely a roof over their heads. Where's the love? Where's the care? Least you could have done was pay them the $2. It's the real thing!
 
Historian said:
But these guys had no furniture, barely a roof over their heads. Where's the love? Where's the care? Least you could have done was pay them the $2. It's the real thing!
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Hmmm ok:yawn: now I’m just thinking you like this attention, seems like you really passionate about this delema, :smug:a big heart. Cudos... You’ll have to pay them a visit and give them all the attention you feel they need & deserve or the $2 to get you some coke;)
 
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Me: How'd you like to do something different for a change?
Escort: Babe! I'd love to!
Me: Here's $2.(hands her the bottle) Please suck my Coke!
 
1. The most disgusting clients' room/house you've seen

I will never forget this guy/house till the day I die. It was an escort to remember that;s for sure.

For starters, I remember it being an annoyingly long drive... pretty much the end of the freeway heading north.
Sharmaine drove me and she was my saving grace that night!

When we arrived there were about 4-5 run down cars and trucks scattered all over the front lawn so we were immediately worried that there would be more than just the one guy there. Sharmaine called to check and he assured her he was alone. I had a really uneasy feeling from the minute we pulled up. Sharmaine was an angel and got out and walked me to the door. She even offered to come inside with me and wait until i felt comfortable.
I mustered up the confidence and told her I'd be fine... and I'm glad I did because the inside of that house was absolutely feral.

The guy seemed nice enough and I didn't feel threatened by his presence but the house was so decrepit that it gave me such a sinister feeling. The first thing I notice are the walls. They re painted only in splotches .. as if someone was doing some samples 10 years proir to see what looked good but ever got around to finishing it. As I followed the client down the hall I noticed there were dirty hand prints and mud splashed around, spray paint and crayon scribbled messily and even parts that were peeling... I even saw what looked like blood. We keep walking and I look down and realize there is no flooring, just concrete that looked like it had not been swept since being laid. There was rubbish, bits of plastic and nails.. I was grateful for my shoes at that point. There is no WAY you could walk through that house barefoot.

By this stage I am completely horrified.. I am not good with conflict at the best of times. All I kept thinking was 'How was I going to get out of this?' Especially seeing at that point he wasn't being aggressive or rude. What if I told him I couldn't continue with the booking because his house was a tip and he got angry?

So we finally get to his room and much to my dismay, I notice the bedroom has carpet. It was honestly the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life. It has definitely never seen a vacuum it its entire existence. There was dirt on top of various stains, what looked like gum or food or something and more rubbish, plastic and nails. Surprisingly, I thought his bed looked like the cleanest thing I'd seen in the house.. but there was no way I was going anywhere near it to confirm.

Aaanyway....After all my panic, luckily he didn't have the money for the full hour .. or even the half hour. So i managed to get out of there quick smart... I don't think I've ever left a place as quick!

The worst part about it, was on my way out I noticed that there were children living in the house.

Sorry for the novel haha... this one still gives me chills just thinking about ito_O
 
What I don't understand is that, apart from all that pigsty filth, why he booked someone when he obiously had no money and he would have known the rates from the start.

I hope it wasn't a distant suburb or Sha would have blown money on petrol for nothing.
 
Historian said:
What I don't understand is that, apart from all that pigsty filth, why he booked someone when he obiously had no money and he would have known the rates from the start.

I hope it wasn't a distant suburb or Sha would have blown money on petrol for nothing.
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My thoughts exactly... although I wasn't at all disappointed to leave.
 
The worst outcall was to a mans house with his friend, fucked in a child's room and left covered in dog hair, I won't elaborate further.

The loveliest memories are sitting on the balcony for hours drinking greygoose and cooking a steak dinner
 
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