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Most disgusting clients' rooms ever vs Best clients' rooms ever!

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Contrarian

Over the last year or so, I gather there are two types of clients that escorts see - those with filthy houses/rooms and those without. I think we can leave hotel rooms out of this because, let's face it, they get cleaned regularly.

So ladies, and any male escorts, describe to us two things:

1. The most disgusting clients' room/house you've seen.

vs

2. The most pleasing clients' room/house you've seen.

Were you offered five day old pizza perhaps?

Leave out the tales about architecture as few people have control over that unless your surname's Alcock, Plunkett or Porteous.
 
I'm interested to see some replies too. Personally as a client I wouldn't feel comfortable at all in bringing a nice lady back to my own place, as clean as it is because I'd be thinking that she wouldn't feel as relaxed being in a foreign environment as compared to a nice hotel that has room service, clean everything and lots of visible staff and security.
 
.........mmmmmmm let me think.............I start with the most pleasing one.........huge house, warm, wine waiting (good drop, red, yummmy), clean (no dirty dishes, no clothes all over the place, no stale smoke or empty beer bottles, the TV wasn't on !!!!!!!!!!) bookshelf (love books....tell me what you read and I tell you who you are), candle light in the bedroom, my own big fluffy towel in the bathroom, tissues on the nightstand and ever so slight back ground music. (wrong guys........I am not talking about Richard Gere)

Now the worst one (lol I am still surprised that I did get out of there without some kind of insect bites)..........mattress on the floor, bed sheets half off the bed and noticeable smelly (hence I suggested the couch for fun which was covered with dog hair), dirty washing all over the place, had to share a towel as it was the only 'clean' one in the house, toilet.......ahhhhh don't mention it, dirty dishes in the sink and on the kitchen bench and for sure the empty beer cans all over the place.
Sigh......I know it sounds very much like the 'klischee' of a dirty place but I am sure I am not the only one who had the 'pleasure' of a cleaner's nightmare.





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Pretty much the same answer as Rochelle, thankfully all been 'middle of the road' over here but back home I had A huge beautiful converted barn to stay the evening in, oak winding staircase, grand piano, cinema room, indoor pool, multi room remote control music oh I could go on but it makes me too sad lol. The chap was absolutely lovely too.

The grimness mmm young guy,extremely overweight, dirty, spotty, overgrown fingernails. The house was a mess, dog hairs n pots everywhere n I dont think it had ever had a window opened. I politely told him he needed to clean himself up a little and the house before inviting a woman there and I got out of there. I had previously stayed at another house for an hour with bad conditions and vowed id never put myself through it again if that bad. You question your dignity! My boss wasnt happy but where is the limit?
 
JuicyLucy said:
...I had previously stayed at another house for an hour with bad conditions and vowed id never put myself through it again if that bad. You question your dignity! My boss wasnt happy but where is the limit?
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...good call!! As a former LT driver, most places were ok or better...but 1 place was just the pits! If the lady had wanted me to tun around & leave, I wouldn't have hesitated!!!... :-)
 
Only had one w/l come to my hovel 3 times. It's a clean hovel though. She was super sexy but she would have f##ked me anywhere.
 
Ahoy, Eyeeee have never had any complaints about my ship and crew, Weeeeee may be ugly but Weeeee Arrrrrr not smelly, but, there always a complaint when they realise we have set sail, Cheers and Pass the Rum
 
I've heard one story about a lady visiting a client and having to use his toilet - no toilet paper - ANYWHERE in the house.
 
Contrarian said:
I've heard one story about a lady visiting a client and having to use his toilet - no toilet paper - ANYWHERE in the house.
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I remember as a 16yr old the folks had been away for a few days
Right a night of lovin coming up Shaved my palms. Put on a silk glove
Looked around my room it was filthy All thoughts of self love just Limped out of the room
And it was clean my room time So that next time Mrs Palmer come a calling she would feel far more comfortable
 
Rochelle of Langtrees said:
.........mmmmmmm let me think.............I start with the most pleasing one.........huge house, warm, wine waiting (good drop, red, yummmy), clean (no dirty dishes, no clothes all over the place, no stale smoke or empty beer bottles, the TV wasn't on !!!!!!!!!!) bookshelf (love books....tell me what you read and I tell you who you are), candle light in the bedroom, my own big fluffy towel in the bathroom, tissues on the nightstand and ever so slight back ground music. (wrong guys........I am not talking about Richard Gere)


Now the worst one (lol I am still surprised that I did get out of there without some kind of insect bites)..........mattress on the floor, bed sheets half off the bed and noticeable smelly (hence I suggested the couch for fun which was covered with dog hair), dirty washing all over the place, had to share a towel as it was the only 'clean' one in the house, toilet.......ahhhhh don't mention it, dirty dishes in the sink and on the kitchen bench and for sure the empty beer cans all over the place.
Sigh......I know it sounds very much like the 'klischee' of a dirty place but I am sure I am not the only one who had the 'pleasure' of a cleaner's nightmare.





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Mmm that sounds a lot like my place.
 
""HILTON HOTEL SYDNEY" with lingerie on a Jack Daniels on ice and also a Alizae Blue cocktail he just wanted me to sit and drink while he observed me and asked me could i please enjoy the view it was really hard to sit still........Well that was the best........For the worst well thats another chapter..........
 
happypirate said:
Ahoy Bro H2;- I am going for the neat , clean guy. Paragraph number one. Yep the Richard Gere clone
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Lol you guys are funny. You will never know.

HP I bet the ship is I bit like number one excluding all the empty rum bottles.
 
Ahoy PB;- Ohhhhh Eyeeeee Weeee do keep a number one clean and tidy ship, its great that the ship is always looking sooo sweet, unfortunately Meee and Crew Arrrrrrrr a Ugly bunch, infact we make ugly look good.
Cheers lads

Perth boy said:
Lol you guys are funny. You will never know.

HP I bet the ship is I bit like number one excluding all the empty rum bottles.
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Vivien Langtrees said:
I remember one of my first clients had his room set up like an operating room. Real creepy with huge fluorescent lights over the table. Had all sorts of horror movies running through my head
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OMG........the horror movie senario.....I did have the same feeling ages ago. I went on an escort to a motel totally 70 style.....big room, brick walls.......concret floor and apart from a bed, a chair and a TV on the wall nothing in the room. The guy was one of those people who star at you without blinking and only answer with yes or no. He started telling me about the girl he fancies but can't get and that I look so much like her and if he could call me by her name during intercourse.......(creeeeeeeeeeepy)

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A story that was shared with me not long ago by a lady was when she was called to a private residence in Sydney and everything seemed great, house was nice, client was clean, friendly, normal etc, but then in the middle of the booking she discovered that the guy had a wife who was in the next room and this apparently hadn't been mentioned! The wife burst in and threatened to kill the lady in question. She was trying to get her clothes and politely make her way to the door that was blocked by the women but eventually got out. You ladies really get it tough some days :(
 
Rochelle said:
OMG........the horror movie senario.....I did have the same feeling ages ago. I went on an escort to a motel totally 70 style.....big room, brick walls.......concret floor and apart from a bed, a chair and a TV on the wall nothing in the room. The guy was one of those people who star at you without blinking and only answer with yes or no. He started telling me about the girl he fancies but can't get and that I look so much like her and if he could call me by her name during intercourse.......(creeeeeeeeeeepy)

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That is my game plan A.

You probable do not want to hear plan B Rochelle .
 
Shame. Was hoping there'd more contribution for the ladies at Langtrees. Anyone?
 
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