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Masturbation...

billybones

Thrillseeker
Legend Member
They say masturbation can affect your eyesight and make you go blind,
Is it an urban myth??


Take this simple test and find out.

Lucky for me, I havn`t been affected... YET!!!!
 
My eyesight began deteriorating well before I discovered the joy of self-love. I'm sure it's a coincidence that it became worse after watching a thousand hours of porn. :watching:

When I need a Labrador to do it for me, that'll be the time to give it up.
 
I remember some of those 80's american teen movies ... I thought the reason for "masturbation" make you go blind is because those teen got "shot" in their eyes and they keep on screaming ... "OMG... I got it in my eyes... I'm blind !!! I'm blind !!!" lol
 
:)
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mmmmmmm losing myself is more lime it.....
 
Try an ostrich feather. Whoops, who said that?
I did.
That is not normal.
So what?
Who ever they are need help.
Sometimes. An ostrich feather can help sometimes.
 
masturbation.... been taking the livlihood of hard working prostitutes since 2000BC......
 
and there might even be a light at the end of the tunnel but have you ever asked yourself........
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Umm..most tunnels i been in, have been pitch black. As the sperminator has limited reach, he can't tell if it's light or life at the end of the tunnel. But he heard it's to do with a bloody egg and it's not the easter kind.:eek:

;)
..........and tasting some honey.........

oh yes...the petals so inviting, the nectar so sweet...makes the bees buzz with joy. Nature is just too sexy...:happy:

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Yip your eyes roll to the back and for a few minutes your sight is on.
 
My eyesight deteriorated at 14. I couldn't see the blackboard (er.... whiteboard):( at school and had to get glasses. Around the same time I discovered playboy and my cock. Coincidence?
 
Does getting handjob after massage fall under category of masturbation as well?
 
The commonly understood definition of masturbation is doing it to yourself, but sometimes it is also used to refer to manually stimulating someone else's genitals (e.g. mutual masturbation). So a rub 'n' tug as you describe could be seen as masturbation by some, but I wouldn't call it that.
 
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