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Marissa. How to fix broken heart?

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What would you recommend to someone to fix/mend/numb/get over a broken heart?

Best cures will get a prize..... You'll get the satisfaction of making a sad girl giggle. ;)

So give me your best or even your worst!
 
bOOK AN ALLNIGHTER with a W/LTHAT you've been wanting to visit for a long time and go for it
 
any where there is eye candy but no matter what you do , only time will heal a true broken heart
 
Not to sure what to suggest for a girl but for a guy the bleeding obvious$.

Cheer up he/she probably wasn't worth it anyway
 
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This works for me..................................
 
Ahoy;- There is only one cure;---Rum, sing and dance and more Rum, get some sleep and do it again, Rum cures all, come and Join US;----Be a Pirate Girl.

 
Ahoy;- Be a First Mate;- check it out;--Marisa Miller's First Mate Sword Fight,
Be A Pirate Girl come and Join us, Be a Pirate Girl

 
Do not distract yourself from the pain. It has to take place regardless. Stay present to your feelings and let it pass freely.

I promise it is the shortest time of suffering. And an instant moment of awakening will arise.
 
Revenge would be nice but unfortunately I find it really hard to be mad at him. Plus he's 2500km away which puts a damper on any revenge plans anyway. lol
 
The best revenge is to move on and find your own happiness and forget about the tosser. Though it may take some time. Having a broken heart is like standing at ground zero of a disaster. Lots of sorting needed.
 
Marissa said:
Revenge would be nice but unfortunately I find it really hard to be mad at him. Plus he's 2500km away which puts a damper on any revenge plans anyway. lol
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not really... cuz you just need to "accidentally" send him the sext message that was meant for another guy..:D
 
1. Build a website with Wix that is dedicated to your ex’ most hated sports team or most despised band. Sign all texts on the site with your ex’s name. Add photos, heart-icons, butterflies, kiddy animations and get well wishes.

2. Your ex always wanted to try sword fish / weekend in the country / dancing class but you always flatly refused? Now’s the time to expand your horizons and try all these wonderful things! Make sure to snap photos of yourself doing them and upload them to every profile you have with a description of how much fun you’re having.

3. Have a photo of your ex sleeping with their mouth open and drooling a bit? Any other incriminating photos? Add a juicy tag and share them with the world! You can also add interesting elements using Photoshop (e.g. a fly).

4. Google auto-completes search queries according to popular search terms. Unless your ex is a celebrity, there shouldn’t be too many Google searches under their name. This means you can actually influence the search suggestions associated with it. How? Get your friends goggling around the clock, searching for: “[ex name] is a [heartwarming adjective]”. If you do it often enough, Google will pick up on your recommendation :)

5. Make sure your Facebook feed is filled with “…is now friends with…” notifications. Ideally, all those new friends will be of the opposite sex (or same sex, no presumptions here), and ideally, they will all be smoking hot.

6. Sign your ex up for fascinating newsletters or RSS feeds. There’s the “Cattle & Livestock Newsletter”, the “Adult Diapers Newsletter” and the RSS feed of the “Association for Romantic Love of Humans to Animals”, to name just a few.

7. If you had a good relationship with your ex’s family, show them the love! Become Facebook friends with them, like and share their pics, retweet their posts, and comment with enthusiasm on their online activity. A breakup doesn’t mean that ALL bridges must be burnt, right?…

8. Go on different Q&A sites, like Yahoo! Answers or Answers.com, and post the most embarrassing questions you can come up with (“HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK???”). Sign with your ex’s full name, place of residence and age.
 
Ahoy;- Yep that will do it.............................


Ms Sue said:
1. Build a website with Wix that is dedicated to your ex’ most hated sports team or most despised band. Sign all texts on the site with your ex’s name. Add photos, heart-icons, butterflies, kiddy animations and get well wishes.

2. Your ex always wanted to try sword fish / weekend in the country / dancing class but you always flatly refused? Now’s the time to expand your horizons and try all these wonderful things! Make sure to snap photos of yourself doing them and upload them to every profile you have with a description of how much fun you’re having.

3. Have a photo of your ex sleeping with their mouth open and drooling a bit? Any other incriminating photos? Add a juicy tag and share them with the world! You can also add interesting elements using Photoshop (e.g. a fly).

4. Google auto-completes search queries according to popular search terms. Unless your ex is a celebrity, there shouldn’t be too many Google searches under their name. This means you can actually influence the search suggestions associated with it. How? Get your friends goggling around the clock, searching for: “[ex name] is a [heartwarming adjective]”. If you do it often enough, Google will pick up on your recommendation :)

5. Make sure your Facebook feed is filled with “…is now friends with…” notifications. Ideally, all those new friends will be of the opposite sex (or same sex, no presumptions here), and ideally, they will all be smoking hot.

6. Sign your ex up for fascinating newsletters or RSS feeds. There’s the “Cattle & Livestock Newsletter”, the “Adult Diapers Newsletter” and the RSS feed of the “Association for Romantic Love of Humans to Animals”, to name just a few.

7. If you had a good relationship with your ex’s family, show them the love! Become Facebook friends with them, like and share their pics, retweet their posts, and comment with enthusiasm on their online activity. A breakup doesn’t mean that ALL bridges must be burnt, right?…

8. Go on different Q&A sites, like Yahoo! Answers or Answers.com, and post the most embarrassing questions you can come up with (“HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK???”). Sign with your ex’s full name, place of residence and age.
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The best way to get over a loss is to have a win!
I thought I'd never get over my ex then I discovered Langtrees and after a solid week of passion I was totally over her - yay! Only problem was then I had to book another week at Langtrees to get over the w/l I saw to get over my ex, oh then I had to..... well you get the idea
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