SilentBoob
Gold Member
Let me start this review by stating that I am a God-Tier Level big boob obsessive.
I consider E-Cup my starting point. I have always been on the hunt for HUGE boobs, leaning towards the JAV stars such as Hitomi Tanaka (my all time fav)
So imagine my delight @anynameuwish when alerts me that there is an ad for HUGE boobs JAV star Maria Valentine.
The booking was very easy, I simply sent a text I got a list of all the services and $ back and I mde an appointment for this morning.
Obviously there was the doubt in my mind that I was going to get to fuck Maria Valentine for $500.
I rocked up and there opening the door is Maria Valentine and she looks great! The boobs are amazing to see in real lfe and she is very pretty.
So here is where I hit a conundrum with my review.
I got to fuck one of my fav JAV stars, she is very friendly, very professional and looks great but it was an average AMP experience.
The service itself was Meh...
It is obvious that she has a routine and she likes to stick to it. It did feel somewhat clinical and I thought she would be a better actress but if it wasn't for the fact I've seen her movies (many times) she would fit in at your average level AMP plaace around town.
The surprising thing is the lack of boob play, she leaves her best player on the bench for most of the game and when I asked, tittyfucking is extra.
This is one of my real issues with punting today, I can get a blowjob, fuck someone and even stick my tounge in their butt but if I want to spend a bit of time in the Grand Canyons it is gonna cost extra.
One issue is there is this big lovely bed in this nice room that with a towel in the middle that you can't move off and if it moves under you, you have to reset it, just go to Red Dot and get a few picnic blankets. It leads to a slightly constrained feeling.
Her boobs are 100% bolt ons and while they are fun there is no real 'squeeze' to them. My 'squeeze' benchmark for implants will always be Ava Addams.
Maria's while incredibly large were very solid and were on the other end of the specturm, don't get me wrong, they are great but there is no real playability to them.
Overall it wasn't bad and it wasn't great.
At the end of the day I got to blast Maria Valentine's tits which is awesome
At the end of the day, I got to cum there.
Maybe that was worth the extra on top, I dunno. I have had a better time with Nancy from @EllaYuan Therapy.
So in rounding up this review, if you want to say that you've ticked a true HUGE boobs JAV star off your bucket list then go for it, but based on my experience (yours may be different) it might be worth sticking to the highlights on PornHub.
Peace Out.
I consider E-Cup my starting point. I have always been on the hunt for HUGE boobs, leaning towards the JAV stars such as Hitomi Tanaka (my all time fav)
So imagine my delight @anynameuwish when alerts me that there is an ad for HUGE boobs JAV star Maria Valentine.
The booking was very easy, I simply sent a text I got a list of all the services and $ back and I mde an appointment for this morning.
Obviously there was the doubt in my mind that I was going to get to fuck Maria Valentine for $500.
I rocked up and there opening the door is Maria Valentine and she looks great! The boobs are amazing to see in real lfe and she is very pretty.
So here is where I hit a conundrum with my review.
I got to fuck one of my fav JAV stars, she is very friendly, very professional and looks great but it was an average AMP experience.
The service itself was Meh...
It is obvious that she has a routine and she likes to stick to it. It did feel somewhat clinical and I thought she would be a better actress but if it wasn't for the fact I've seen her movies (many times) she would fit in at your average level AMP plaace around town.
The surprising thing is the lack of boob play, she leaves her best player on the bench for most of the game and when I asked, tittyfucking is extra.
This is one of my real issues with punting today, I can get a blowjob, fuck someone and even stick my tounge in their butt but if I want to spend a bit of time in the Grand Canyons it is gonna cost extra.
One issue is there is this big lovely bed in this nice room that with a towel in the middle that you can't move off and if it moves under you, you have to reset it, just go to Red Dot and get a few picnic blankets. It leads to a slightly constrained feeling.
Her boobs are 100% bolt ons and while they are fun there is no real 'squeeze' to them. My 'squeeze' benchmark for implants will always be Ava Addams.
Maria's while incredibly large were very solid and were on the other end of the specturm, don't get me wrong, they are great but there is no real playability to them.
Overall it wasn't bad and it wasn't great.
At the end of the day I got to blast Maria Valentine's tits which is awesome
At the end of the day, I got to cum there.
Maybe that was worth the extra on top, I dunno. I have had a better time with Nancy from @EllaYuan Therapy.
So in rounding up this review, if you want to say that you've ticked a true HUGE boobs JAV star off your bucket list then go for it, but based on my experience (yours may be different) it might be worth sticking to the highlights on PornHub.
Peace Out.
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