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Licking and Tongue Someone's Arse

Onwithit said:
That's the BIG thing, skin is porous so It will never be "CLEAN" and whatever you do, when you lick arse, you'll always eat shit.

Unless you place it in boiling water for 5 minutes.
I think it worked for Geoffrey Darma. LOL
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Hahaha!! You're hilarious! He would've kept it in the refrigerator and microwave it later on for a meal. Must see the movie 'Dahmer'.

I agree with what someone said up here earlier about E coli etc. No matter how clean someone is, there is still these pathogens lurking. They just happen to live there (well in the lower intestine, come out through the anus obviously). Not the best thing, can wreak havoc if it enters other channels of the body (mouth, urethra etc). Urinary infections in women are caused by the E coli bacteria. If you're anything like me and susceptible to urinary/kidney infections then anal tonguing is not much fun :(
 
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Oh yeha, here's something else that is not much fun.

I ended up in "Sir Charles Gardiner Hospital" last year, about 3 weeks after having the most wonderful time with a voluptuous WL and...
I actually had my wife join us, who absolutely loved the session,.
Three of us, prancing around in the nude and I had 4 boobs to play with but in the heat of the moment I got down & licked the WL's vagina, no Dam, without thinking what I was doing.
So, 2 weeks later my testicles swelled to about the size of potatoes (about 80mm oval). It didn't hurt at first and my wife just loved the banging effect but about 4 days into it, I could not walk because of the pain and they seemed to be getting even bigger....
It was frkn embarrassing, laying down in the emergency ward, where just about every nosey arse nurse asked what I was there for & I had to tell them " my testicles have swollen to 10 times there normal size & they hurt like hell" oh yeha everybody could here it, even the old fuckers on either side of me.
I can't wait till the start making "Soilent Green" that'll teach em to get old.
Anyhow, I heard some doctors & nurses look my way, pointing & laughing, the rude bastards.
Eventually after some medicines and injections my testicles went down to normal size & the doctor at Charlies said it was some form of STD ( I forgot the name) & I still feel a little tender down there.

Ok, why are you laughing, c'mon,....... it really did hurt....
 
WTF! each to there own,who wants to lick someones fucking Arse?just another level,just dont get it!
Im fucking over it! how did u get off this site?trying to delete my account,but no luck
 
Onwithit said:
Oh yeha, here's something else that is not much fun.

I ended up in "Sir Charles Gardiner Hospital" last year, about 3 weeks after having the most wonderful time with a voluptuous WL and...
I actually had my wife join us, who absolutely loved the session,.
Three of us, prancing around in the nude and I had 4 boobs to play with but in the heat of the moment I got down & licked the WL's vagina, no Dam, without thinking what I was doing.
So, 2 weeks later my testicles swelled to about the size of potatoes (about 80mm oval). It didn't hurt at first and my wife just loved the banging effect but about 4 days into it, I could not walk because of the pain and they seemed to be getting even bigger....
It was frkn embarrassing, laying down in the emergency ward, where just about every nosey arse nurse asked what I was there for & I had to tell them " my testicles have swollen to 10 times there normal size & they hurt like hell" oh yeha everybody could here it, even the old fuckers on either side of me.
I can't wait till the start making "Soilent Green" that'll teach em to get old.
Anyhow, I heard some doctors & nurses look my way, pointing & laughing, the rude bastards.
Eventually after some medicines and injections my testicles went down to normal size & the doctor at Charlies said it was some form of STD ( I forgot the name) & I still feel a little tender down there.

Ok, why are you laughing, c'mon,....... it really did hurt....
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Oh my sorry to hear about your bad experience! Swollen testes is caused from Gonorrhea. Lucky you had symptoms and caught it in it's tracks before it was too late!
 
GONORRHEA !....nha,,,can't be that bad ?

Truthfully, I wish I had them that big all the time.(naturally).
Gave up using socks a long time ago.
 
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I visited one of my favourite working girls last week.
We do a lot of role play and it is great to be able to sniff and lick "mummy's" bottom.

I also have a Chinese girl I've been seeing for years who actually seems to enjoy my ministrations on her anus.
 
heheh onwithit, your funny! well i personaly don't like either one of ideas, bum - bum licking or boiling my bum - bum in hot boiling water for 5 minutes ;)
what eva happend to straigth normal love making???? now we need to boil body parts??? :-0
 
Love it when hubby does it on me but cannot bring myself to do it to me. What i love more is when he sticks a finger inside me and fucks me with it, rubbing my clit at the same time as rimming me. I manage to come within seconds.
 
riffraff37 said:
it is part of the missus and i normal sex life

both of us love it

most of the WG's i've encountered in the UK are happy to oblige either way
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Love giving a good rim-job! Hell yeah, drives em crazy. Haven't had it done to me though. One thing I've tried though was to have a WL slip a thin prostate vibrator into me which she told me would get me super hard, intense orgasm etc. but for some reason it just didn't really do anything for me. Maybe she missed? lol.
 
It’s a truly wonderful experience to give and receive.
My first time giving was sort of by accident, the young lady was on her knees with her peachy arse in the air and I had my tongue between the folds of her pussy. I got a little excited and licked from her clit all the way to her cute little butthole, she squirmed and requested more, so I continued, and even penetrated.
Since that experience I’m more than happy to provide that service as well as have mine eaten too.
 
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