Yeha, ok Maddog69 I had all them but they ran away from home. LOL.
But this story will make you laugh.
Just last night, my Jack Russell dog was outside my back door, whimping, whining, a bit of growling and other funny noises.
So, I opened the back door to see what the fuss was about.
He's an inside dog but I always let him out just before we go to bed to do his toilet.
(and he does get me up about 3 times a night for repeat toilet breaks)
Our little dog was prodding his nose behind a large flower pot, so I reached over and grabbed my flashlight from the laundry shelf.
With the back door open and one leg down on the brick paving step and the other still inside the house, I bent over a little more forward to see what the dog was looking at and I saw a big black Rat.
So, I said to the dog "C'mon boy get him, that big mouse get him boy", when suddenly the black rat jumped on & up my leg to get away from the dog, but then the rat jumped off my leg and inside the house running up the laundry and into the office.
Well, my wife was screaming and the dog was running after the rat that was running into the office.
A few seconds later, the dog managed to grab this rat with it's teeth, shook it violently and killed it.
I then proceeded to grab the dead rat by the tail with a wad of tissues because I did not want to handle the rat with my bare hand.
So what did my excited, happy, tail waging, dog do as I was bending down to get the bloodied & mangled rat off the office floor so I could throw it outside.
Yep, the dog jumped up as I was kneeling down & taking breath to grab the dead rat and he planted a great, big, sloppy, lick right over and partly into my open mouth.
Man,, It didn't taste or smell real good.
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