Lavender massage

[I will discover you]

Oi cobber, lemme tell ya somethin’ — rocked up to Lavender Massage today, right, and met this sheila Anna. Deadset, she’s got bloody magic mitts, aye.

Soon as she started workin’ on me, I knew I was in for a ripper. She’s young, looks like she’s got her life sorted, all pro and sharp — no dodgy vibes, no weird bloody “you want somethin’ extra?” rubbish like you get at them strip mall joints. Nah mate, this was the real deal.
She had on these baggy clothes, right, but even then you could tell — she’s prob’ly built like a brick shithouse underneath, but ya wouldn’t dare say nothin’ ‘cause she’s all business. Dead professional, didn’t crack a smile unless it was polite, which somehow made me respect her more.
Massage was firm, like, real firm — not that fluffy tickle crap. Felt like she was wranglin’ the stress outta my back like a rodeo bull. She offers remedial and sports too, but even the relaxin’ one had me floatin’ outta there like a bloody cloud.
The room? Clean as your mum’s kitchen. No incense smoke chokin’ ya out, no weird curtains. Just good vibes, and not a hint of sleaze. Felt like I was at Crown Spa, but payin’ like twenty bucks and a packet of TimTams, fair dinkum.
Would I go back? You bloody bet I would. Every flamin’ week if I could. Just don’t rock up thinkin’ she’s gonna offer anything cheeky — she’s not that kinda bird. But if you want your body sorted out proper, she’s the one.

Five bloody stars, mate. Can’t believe this kinda quality’s tucked away like that. Go on, treat yaself — just don’t be a grub.

 

[magic1]

Suburb?
Link?

 

[sludgie]

Reality?

 

[Shazaam]

There's lots of legit places that give firm/great massage and they take accept private health insurance.

 

[I will discover you]

There's

Mate, look — heaps of places reckon they do proper firm massage and yeah, they might even take private health and all that. But honestly? Half the time you jump on the table and it’s just weak as. No flow, no pressure — just feels like they’re tickling ya.





I’ve been to all sorts — physios, remedial places, even those little Asian joints when I need somethin’ different. But I said it in my comment and I’ll say it again: this spot gives you a proper massage. Real deal. Solid pressure, good technique, and the therapist’s actually worth your time. Not just talk — proper results.

 

[I will discover you]

Suburb?
Link?

Dunno if she’s got a link, but I saw she’s got a website. I actually gave her a ring after I saw a flyer — she booked me in through her system, no dramas. Name’s Lavender Massage WA, and it’s in Innaloo. Super easy to find, just a bit up from Bunnings.

 

[Welshguy]

Dunno if she’s got a link, but I saw she’s got a website. I actually gave her a ring after I saw a flyer — she booked me in through her system, no dramas. Name’s Lavender Massage WA, and it’s in Innaloo. Super easy to find, just a bit up from Bunnings.

link or web link ?

 

[Channelle]

I reckon a computer guru would be on a winner - design some sort of thing on the computer and when you type in "Lavender Massage Innaloo" it would automatically list a number of web links where someone could pick and choose what to read.
But am just thinking out loud.

 

[Welshguy]

Dunno if she’s got a link, but I saw she’s got a website. I actually gave her a ring after I saw a flyer — she booked me in through her system, no dramas. Name’s Lavender Massage WA, and it’s in Innaloo. Super easy to find, just a bit up from Bunnings.

I reckon a computer guru would be on a winner - design some sort of thing on the computer and when you type in "Lavender Massage Innaloo" it would automatically list a number of web links where someone could pick and choose what to read.
But am just thinking out loud.

Computer guru needed very easy to find

Definitely deserves a booking

 

[Shazaam]

I reckon a computer guru would be on a winner - design some sort of thing on the computer and when you type in "Lavender Massage Innaloo" it would automatically list a number of web links where someone could pick and choose what to read.
But am just thinking out loud.

I think google search does that.

 

[Channelle]

I think google search does that.

Damn, really, was about to try and patent something.

Was just stuffing around, as a non-computer guru just something I've never really understood on here.

People will happily provide everyone with locations, names, addresses, who to see, everything spoon fed - oh but I needed a 'link'.
It's like you can't have a search in your own google history showing up for a massage shop, but it's ok for 'Talkinsex' to sit be there.

 

[Welshguy]

Oi cobber, lemme tell ya somethin’ — rocked up to Lavender Massage today, right, and met this sheila Anna. Deadset, she’s got bloody magic mitts, aye.

Soon as she started workin’ on me, I knew I was in for a ripper. She’s young, looks like she’s got her life sorted, all pro and sharp — no dodgy vibes, no weird bloody “you want somethin’ extra?” rubbish like you get at them strip mall joints. Nah mate, this was the real deal.
She had on these baggy clothes, right, but even then you could tell — she’s prob’ly built like a brick shithouse underneath, but ya wouldn’t dare say nothin’ ‘cause she’s all business. Dead professional, didn’t crack a smile unless it was polite, which somehow made me respect her more.
Massage was firm, like, real firm — not that fluffy tickle crap. Felt like she was wranglin’ the stress outta my back like a rodeo bull. She offers remedial and sports too, but even the relaxin’ one had me floatin’ outta there like a bloody cloud.
The room? Clean as your mum’s kitchen. No incense smoke chokin’ ya out, no weird curtains. Just good vibes, and not a hint of sleaze. Felt like I was at Crown Spa, but payin’ like twenty bucks and a packet of TimTams, fair dinkum.
Would I go back? You bloody bet I would. Every flamin’ week if I could. Just don’t rock up thinkin’ she’s gonna offer anything cheeky — she’s not that kinda bird. But if you want your body sorted out proper, she’s the one.

Five bloody stars, mate. Can’t believe this kinda quality’s tucked away like that. Go on, treat yaself — just don’t be a grub.

Hey bud you managed to make another booking. Pics on the webpage look legit

 

[bobsaget0987654321]

awesome stuff mate.