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Just had one the weirdest one nighters of my life

Wooper

Wooper

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I’ll try not ramble too much but basically last week on tinder matched with a lady who’s a few years older and kinda resembles the psychiatrist from the show lucifer just not as pretty and body’s more mum bod and not massive boobs.

So the tinder chats very much the boring how are you? Good how are you? And the what you do for work and so on, nothing special and was pretty much just gonna give up talking all together but 2 days ago asked to get a drink for tonight which I then just thought why not.

We literally get to a place and the convo still very basic and not very engaging to which neither really getting anything rolling and I don’t even think she likes me and so I’m basically thinking to try end it and leave then she ask if I’d like to come back to hers and I’m actually shocked because in no way I thought it would go this way.

Now she did say she was recently single and has a couple kids but they are more so on a trial separation which they both agreed they should see other people to help sort out what they want.
She struggling to connect with anyone and said I seem chill enough to be open to a potential one night stand and asked if that’s ok and is persistent in just being a one off thing as she just wants to try sleeping with someone and never seeing them again, I said yeh I’m fine with that and so we end up going to hers

Now her place is filled with photos of husband and kids from so many places even in her bedroom which I kinda thought she would remove them after taking a random guy back there.

Also husband and kids are away for a couple weeks.

So she request that I shower which is fine and I ask if she wants to join and she says no, so I shower come out and then she goes in and showers solo, comes out in a robe and we get on the bed and she tells me she doesn’t wanna kiss as it’s too intimate right now, so i end up taking her robe off and just start touching and she is pretty responsive and I start fingering and then she says she doesn’t like being gone down on and I say it’s fine and after a bit she says ok you can fuck me and I tell her well I kind need some help first but she says she doesn’t like giving blow jobs,
So again I say it’s fine but can she help at all? And I get one the laziest hj ever and it’s feeling a tad odd even for me lol, eventually get hard enough put the glove on and she says get on top and i start doing missionary and after a bit I try mix it up and she declines and say this is good, doesn’t wanna be on top no doggy no nothing lol, so because I do last longer I’m just in the one position going at it and she’s moaning and getting off even tells me to stop a couple times to catch her breath( dunno why I’m doing all the work lol) but still can’t switch it up at all, even request if I can cum on her at all but nope.

I eventually cum and she thanks me and says it felt great and she appreciated it and double checked if this being a one and done was fine with me and I again said it’s fine but also say if she ever wants again just ask and she just like I don’t think so I really just wanna get back to just being with the husband after all this and just guides me to the door and throws me out, I get down the road and decide to quickly check tinder and she’s unmatched or deleted her account.

Was just an overall odd experience, not that really thought it was a thing at al as she coulda just said she was on the pill but I took my used condom with me just because how weird and awkward everything felt.
 
Wooper said:
she says she doesn’t like being gone down on and I say it’s fine and after a bit she says ok you can fuck me and I tell her well I kind need some help first but she says she doesn’t like giving blow jobs,
So again I say it’s fine but can she help at all? And I get one the laziest hj ever and it’s feeling a tad odd even for me lol, eventually get hard enough put the glove on and she says get on top and i start doing missionary and after a bit I try mix it up and she declines and say this is good, doesn’t wanna be on top no doggy no nothing
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No wonder she is going through a separation. Poor the husband. If it's this bad and unenthusiastic with a stranger, it's 10 times worse with her husband whom she has become bored with.

Wooper said:
I took my used condom with me
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Smart man.

Johnny872 said:
sounds like she used you for a free therapy session
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More like used him like a piece of meat then threw him out.
 
Wooper said:
I’ll try not ramble too much but basically last week on tinder matched with a lady who’s a few years older and kinda resembles the psychiatrist from the show lucifer just not as pretty and body’s more mum bod and not massive boobs.

So the tinder chats very much the boring how are you? Good how are you? And the what you do for work and so on, nothing special and was pretty much just gonna give up talking all together but 2 days ago asked to get a drink for tonight which I then just thought why not.

We literally get to a place and the convo still very basic and not very engaging to which neither really getting anything rolling and I don’t even think she likes me and so I’m basically thinking to try end it and leave then she ask if I’d like to come back to hers and I’m actually shocked because in no way I thought it would go this way.

Now she did say she was recently single and has a couple kids but they are more so on a trial separation which they both agreed they should see other people to help sort out what they want.
She struggling to connect with anyone and said I seem chill enough to be open to a potential one night stand and asked if that’s ok and is persistent in just being a one off thing as she just wants to try sleeping with someone and never seeing them again, I said yeh I’m fine with that and so we end up going to hers

Now her place is filled with photos of husband and kids from so many places even in her bedroom which I kinda thought she would remove them after taking a random guy back there.

Also husband and kids are away for a couple weeks.

So she request that I shower which is fine and I ask if she wants to join and she says no, so I shower come out and then she goes in and showers solo, comes out in a robe and we get on the bed and she tells me she doesn’t wanna kiss as it’s too intimate right now, so i end up taking her robe off and just start touching and she is pretty responsive and I start fingering and then she says she doesn’t like being gone down on and I say it’s fine and after a bit she says ok you can fuck me and I tell her well I kind need some help first but she says she doesn’t like giving blow jobs,
So again I say it’s fine but can she help at all? And I get one the laziest hj ever and it’s feeling a tad odd even for me lol, eventually get hard enough put the glove on and she says get on top and i start doing missionary and after a bit I try mix it up and she declines and say this is good, doesn’t wanna be on top no doggy no nothing lol, so because I do last longer I’m just in the one position going at it and she’s moaning and getting off even tells me to stop a couple times to catch her breath( dunno why I’m doing all the work lol) but still can’t switch it up at all, even request if I can cum on her at all but nope.

I eventually cum and she thanks me and says it felt great and she appreciated it and double checked if this being a one and done was fine with me and I again said it’s fine but also say if she ever wants again just ask and she just like I don’t think so I really just wanna get back to just being with the husband after all this and just guides me to the door and throws me out, I get down the road and decide to quickly check tinder and she’s unmatched or deleted her account.

Was just an overall odd experience, not that really thought it was a thing at al as she coulda just said she was on the pill but I took my used condom with me just because how weird and awkward everything felt.
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Sounds like you have been used by this cold and callous woman as a sex object and nothing else. If you need to talk about it just DM me. ;) 🤣
 
From the sounds I’m pretty sure he pushed the separation but hard to tell because there was so little talking and not in the fun way haha
 
As someone who hasn't cheated before (only been in 2 relationships), stories like this sort of gives perspective to why guys cheat with WLs.

If she's like that with a random hookup, she is unenthusiastic with her partner. Women tend to check out of the relationship a lot earlier than men so she would've been giving him bad handjobs well before separation
 
Cizzle said:
As someone who hasn't cheated before (only been in 2 relationships), stories like this sort of gives perspective to why guys cheat with WLs.

If she's like that with a random hookup, she is unenthusiastic with her partner. Women tend to check out of the relationship a lot earlier than men so she would've been giving him bad handjobs well before separation
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When it comes to the kissing and bj I’m pretty sure that’s entirely directed towards me and the situation not that she never did that with her husband, felt like something she was getting over and done with and more of a selfish thing on her part only wanting to receive and not give, hard to put to words everything and the vibe and as said the communication was near nonexistent so I don’t have the full picture
 
Wooper said:
From the sounds I’m pretty sure he pushed the separation but hard to tell because there was so little talking and not in the fun way haha
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Can't blame him. Seems he gets worse than the star-fish experience then she has to catch her breathe...
 
Wooper said:
When it comes to the kissing and bj I’m pretty sure that’s entirely directed towards me and the situation not that she never did that with her husband, felt like something she was getting over and done with and more of a selfish thing on her part only wanting to receive and not give, hard to put to words everything and the vibe and as said the communication was near nonexistent so I don’t have the full picture
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Good for you that you ticked a box she obviously wanted to tick. And I agree with your comment that the kissing and BJ thing was probably outside of her comfort zone for the box she wanted to tick. Who know's what her marriage and sex life was like. Maybe she was a cracker and he just got bored of the same meal every week. You were respectful, all power to you.
 
I don't see that as weird at all. Unusual sure. But entity understandable. Something people should do.
 
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Sounds like she was testing the water, to see if the grass is greener. Hence quickly covering her tracks.
I know a few who have does this, especially where they grew up in religious environments and were pushed to get married then finding they’re sexually incompatible with their spouse. Eventually it causes big issues.

Props to you for respecting her boundaries but I get the vibe she is very controlling.
 
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Wooper said:
I’ll try not ramble too much but basically last week on tinder matched with a lady who’s a few years older and kinda resembles the psychiatrist from the show lucifer just not as pretty and body’s more mum bod and not massive boobs.

So the tinder chats very much the boring how are you? Good how are you? And the what you do for work and so on, nothing special and was pretty much just gonna give up talking all together but 2 days ago asked to get a drink for tonight which I then just thought why not.

We literally get to a place and the convo still very basic and not very engaging to which neither really getting anything rolling and I don’t even think she likes me and so I’m basically thinking to try end it and leave then she ask if I’d like to come back to hers and I’m actually shocked because in no way I thought it would go this way.

Now she did say she was recently single and has a couple kids but they are more so on a trial separation which they both agreed they should see other people to help sort out what they want.
She struggling to connect with anyone and said I seem chill enough to be open to a potential one night stand and asked if that’s ok and is persistent in just being a one off thing as she just wants to try sleeping with someone and never seeing them again, I said yeh I’m fine with that and so we end up going to hers

Now her place is filled with photos of husband and kids from so many places even in her bedroom which I kinda thought she would remove them after taking a random guy back there.

Also husband and kids are away for a couple weeks.

So she request that I shower which is fine and I ask if she wants to join and she says no, so I shower come out and then she goes in and showers solo, comes out in a robe and we get on the bed and she tells me she doesn’t wanna kiss as it’s too intimate right now, so i end up taking her robe off and just start touching and she is pretty responsive and I start fingering and then she says she doesn’t like being gone down on and I say it’s fine and after a bit she says ok you can fuck me and I tell her well I kind need some help first but she says she doesn’t like giving blow jobs,
So again I say it’s fine but can she help at all? And I get one the laziest hj ever and it’s feeling a tad odd even for me lol, eventually get hard enough put the glove on and she says get on top and i start doing missionary and after a bit I try mix it up and she declines and say this is good, doesn’t wanna be on top no doggy no nothing lol, so because I do last longer I’m just in the one position going at it and she’s moaning and getting off even tells me to stop a couple times to catch her breath( dunno why I’m doing all the work lol) but still can’t switch it up at all, even request if I can cum on her at all but nope.

I eventually cum and she thanks me and says it felt great and she appreciated it and double checked if this being a one and done was fine with me and I again said it’s fine but also say if she ever wants again just ask and she just like I don’t think so I really just wanna get back to just being with the husband after all this and just guides me to the door and throws me out, I get down the road and decide to quickly check tinder and she’s unmatched or deleted her account.

Was just an overall odd experience, not that really thought it was a thing at al as she coulda just said she was on the pill but I took my used condom with me just because how weird and awkward everything felt.
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Very odd indeed, but sort of in an aloofly hot sort of way. I’ve never had an encounter like that.
 
To me, your description @Wooper sounds like a woman that's hurting. Maybe just "going through the motions" because it was part of the process her and hubby agreed to, thinking it may help them decide their future together..

I felt sorry for her ..

Then I read the comments that followed - and I felt sorry for society..

There's clearly a number of people in here that have a problem with women. Given a chance they didn't hesitate to proudly jump straight in with the misogynistic disparaging remarks, wild assumptions, and simp. humour..

Seems many are the same old chauvinist as from before the forum purge - but I guess improving the discourse here was always going to be a "work in progress".

At least Wooper, the guy getting picked up by a random woman for sex (go figure hey) tried, with an interesting post and comments with empathy and insight...
 
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