Joys of marrige

[Tahlia]

Husband and wife going for a walk through the zoo. A gorilla starts to get hard as he sees the wife. Husband says: "lift your skirt and tease him." The Ape goes mental. "Now get your tits out!" Ape goes berserk. Husband opens the cage and throws the wife in. "Now tell him you have got a fucking Headache!"
xox Princess Tahlia
:angel12:

 

[Farm Boy]

And you enjoyed Fudd's A Misunderstanding joke as well Tahlia.
I can see a patten emerging.

 

[Happy2]

People near to me say I have a strange or even pissweak sense of humour But
I heard this from a comic who reckoned it was great because it is so short

Guy goes to the doc for a physical
Doc says "You will have to stop wanking"
"Why doc?"
"Because I'm trying to give you a physical"

 

[BadBoy2Play]

Husband and wife going for a walk through the zoo. A gorilla starts to get hard as he sees the wife. Husband says: "lift your skirt and tease him." The Ape goes mental. "Now get your tits out!" Ape goes berserk. Husband opens the cage and throws the wife in. "Now tell him you have got a fucking Headache!"
xox Princess Tahlia
:angel12:

love it that is one of the best i heard

 

[Farm Boy]

That wanking joke was funny, short to the point and unexpected.

 

[punters]

How funny! I like this one,:icon_boun Its close to the truth

 

[frankqld]

lauged like hell when i read this,laughed even harder at the look on my wife's face when i read it to her,lol.

 

[SorchaA]

you are a brave man frankqld thats all i can say........