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Joyce, Dreamland Massage - review

OMGIlovenudity

Gold Member
I don't punt a lot so when I do I value quality over price (as in happy to pay decent money for good quality), but I've been keen to try this place out for a while, to test their claim of being best value for money. I guess $130 for half hour of FS is pretty good but I just find it a bit too rushed with only half an hour so I always go for a full hour at the minimum. Again, $230 for a full hour FS included is pretty good too, if the service is half decent that is.
Didn't have a booking so walked in and asked if Joyce was available (only because the picture of her appealed more to me than the picture of the other girl that was advertised for that day). Was greeted by an Asian bloke (which I found slightly awkward but that passed pretty quickly) and he told me that Joyce would be available in 5 minutes or so. He showed me to a room and told me that she would be in shortly to give me a message (pointing towards the table) and sex (pointing towards the double bed) 😅. No pretentious bullshit, straight to the point which I kind of liked, we all know what we are there for. I pay the 230 and he disappeared.
After a few minutes Joyce enters the room and get naked straight away. Cute face (picture in the add is fairly accurate), plump body (not fat but not slim), big natural tits and friendly enough. I won't hesitate a guess of her age as I am sure to get it wrong anyway, I'm terrible at guessing ages specially when it comes to Asian ladies, but she is not an old hag.
The massage was terrible, literally non existent (rubbing some oil on my back and some pinching movement with her hands which was supposed to constitute as a massage 😅), so I got bored with that pretty quickly. I think she sensed that and asked if I wanted to move on to the double bed.
As some of you might know, I find DATY hard to resist, but very rarely do I pay extra for it. But with Dreamland advertising FS included, it is obviously limited for how the WL can earn anything extra, so I caved in and paid her extra for it. She seemed to enjoy it (I'm not expert but I do think you can tell whether a lady is about to cum, I doubt that the shaking of the legs and pulsating pussy is fake😅), and eventually asked me to fuck her. After a couple of positions, finally finished in doggy style and that was it. A quick shower and I was on the way out the door. I didn't take much notice of the time, I don't think I was there for the full hour but close enough. Sex felt a bit rushed as she asked quite a few times if I had cum yet. To be fair, she didn't complain when I said "not yet" and carried on for a bit more 😅
Value for money? Yea I guess... Best value in town? Not too sure. Would I return? Probably not. No particular reason other than been there and done that, wanted to check them out and have now ticked that box. It was nothing special, no effort put in to make me come back or to make me a regular. But to be fair, you get what you pay for, if you just want a quick root then $130 for half hour full service is not too bad
 
I don't punt a lot so when I do I value quality over price (as in happy to pay decent money for good quality), but I've been keen to try this place out for a while, to test their claim of being best value for money. I guess $130 for half hour of FS is pretty good but I just find it a bit too rushed with only half an hour so I always go for a full hour at the minimum. Again, $230 for a full hour FS included is pretty good too, if the service is half decent that is.
Didn't have a booking so walked in and asked if Joyce was available (only because the picture of her appealed more to me than the picture of the other girl that was advertised for that day). Was greeted by an Asian bloke (which I found slightly awkward but that passed pretty quickly) and he told me that Joyce would be available in 5 minutes or so. He showed me to a room and told me that she would be in shortly to give me a message (pointing towards the table) and sex (pointing towards the double bed) 😅. No pretentious bullshit, straight to the point which I kind of liked, we all know what we are there for. I pay the 230 and he disappeared.
After a few minutes Joyce enters the room and get naked straight away. Cute face (picture in the add is fairly accurate), plump body (not fat but not slim), big natural tits and friendly enough. I won't hesitate a guess of her age as I am sure to get it wrong anyway, I'm terrible at guessing ages specially when it comes to Asian ladies, but she is not an old hag.
The massage was terrible, literally non existent (rubbing some oil on my back and some pinching movement with her hands which was supposed to constitute as a massage 😅), so I got bored with that pretty quickly. I think she sensed that and asked if I wanted to move on to the double bed.
As some of you might know, I find DATY hard to resist, but very rarely do I pay extra for it. But with Dreamland advertising FS included, it is obviously limited for how the WL can earn anything extra, so I caved in and paid her extra for it. She seemed to enjoy it (I'm not expert but I do think you can tell whether a lady is about to cum, I doubt that the shaking of the legs and pulsating pussy is fake😅), and eventually asked me to fuck her. After a couple of positions, finally finished in doggy style and that was it. A quick shower and I was on the way out the door. I didn't take much notice of the time, I don't think I was there for the full hour but close enough. Sex felt a bit rushed as she asked quite a few times if I had cum yet. To be fair, she didn't complain when I said "not yet" and carried on for a bit more 😅
Value for money? Yea I guess... Best value in town? Not too sure. Would I return? Probably not. No particular reason other than been there and done that, wanted to check them out and have now ticked that box. It was nothing special, no effort put in to make me come back or to make me a regular. But to be fair, you get what you pay for, if you just want a quick root then $130 for half hour full service is not too bad
Great to see another review on TS , thank you...Joyce does not sound too bad, for fs.
 
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