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Winter W.

Winter W.

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whats the difference between a catholic priest and acne?
Acne at least waits till your a teenager before cuming all over your face.

why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
SHE DIDNT WANT TO WAKE THE SLEEPING PILLS!
 
Daughter: " Daddy, I am coming home to get married. Take out your cheque book. Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK . We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had two months of relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessings good wishes and a big wedding."


Father: "Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and pay through Paypal. And if you are fed up with your husband....sell him on Ebay".
 
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