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Jokes of the day.....

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Lots of funny material here, have to remember it for those times i'm sitting around with friends.

"Why don't Blind people Bungee Jump"?

"Because it scares the F@#$ out of the dogs"
 
- Honey, we received a lot of guests, one chair is not enough, go to the neighbors, until they sit ...:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:
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Bahahaha I am having a great laugh at these jokes keep them coming everyone!!!!
 
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mum was talking about her side of the family."
 
I lovingly gave my niece a kiss on her cheek upon seeing her at a family get-together. Afterwards, I noticed her wiping her cheek.
“Are you wiping off my kiss?”, I asked her. “No”, she smartly replied, “I’m just rubbing it in!”
 
When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, “I’m not sure…” “Look in your underwear, Grandma,” he advised, “mine says I’m 4 to 6.”
 
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