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vader
How many dislexicts does it take to light in a screw bulb?
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juddy
Death Row - That's his last meal request!
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vader
I asked my wife where she would like to go for our holiday.
She said take me somewhere I've never been before.
I said try the kitchen!
She said take me somewhere I've never been before.
I said try the kitchen!
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juddy
PMS and light bulbs.
Amanda Secrets
Diamond Member
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MrBig
I ma ahnivg elubort ingread eseth stosp.
Amanda Secrets
Diamond Member
.................ho read ouy opor yob
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Buk
Classic
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Buk
Pu
Ouch I'm wounded. This barb has pierced my thin skinAbout time you appreciated humour you old sourpuss
THIS IS FOR THE RECEPTION DESK AT LANGTREES
NO SHOES
NO SHIRT
NO FULL SERVICE
Happy2
Legend Member
So this is okay at reception
THIS IS FOR THE RECEPTION DESK AT LANGTREES
NO SHOES
NO SHIRT
NO FULL SERVICE
But this isnt??
You ladies surprise me
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Buk
You caught me doing my exercises once again Happy2.....you really should ask permissionSo this is okay at reception
But this isnt??
You ladies surprise me
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Buk
I wouldn't say that. More like 1985 I thought.
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Alisha Nina
ahahah man thats funny as
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Yoshi Langtrees
i love this too
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Yoshi Langtrees
i like this one too
Diane Admin
Gold Member
Sudden Wind Storm
A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm.
She was bracing herself by holding a light post with one hand, and she was holding her hat snugging against her head with her other hand.
Unfortunately, a strong gust blew her dress upward, and it continued to flap in the wind, exposing her privates for everyone to see.
The policeman asked, "Hey Lady, every body is taking a look at what you`ve got. Don`t you think that pulling your dress down is more important than worrying about your hat?"
"Look, sonny,.... what these people are looking at is 60 years old. ...But the hat is BRAND NEW!"
A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm.
She was bracing herself by holding a light post with one hand, and she was holding her hat snugging against her head with her other hand.
Unfortunately, a strong gust blew her dress upward, and it continued to flap in the wind, exposing her privates for everyone to see.
The policeman asked, "Hey Lady, every body is taking a look at what you`ve got. Don`t you think that pulling your dress down is more important than worrying about your hat?"
"Look, sonny,.... what these people are looking at is 60 years old. ...But the hat is BRAND NEW!"
Please don't exaggerate for comedic effect. You know perfectly well I was not inviting all the lovely ladies. Just the hot, sexy ones of child-bearing age.
And it's not for me, it's for civilisation!
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figjam
Now we all know why Bruce Jenner transformed himself to Kaitlin Jenner!
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Buk
Are you a politician in real life XLNC? Is it really "for civilisation" or am I gullible?