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Joke of the day

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The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
 
Ali went to see a Muslim tribute band last night at Mosque in West Sydney


They were called "Bomb Jovi".


Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down.


Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD.


I was interested so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"


Well that was when the trouble started
 
Amanda.. said:
Ali went to see a Muslim tribute band last night at Mosque in West Sydney


They were called "Bomb Jovi".


Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down.


Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD.


I was interested so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"


Well that was when the trouble started
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I was told to avoid discussing politics, religion and sex with the public.

For me to 'like' would be like adding fuel to c4.
Safer for me to talk about sex. :)
 
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Yes, it's a dangerous country. I had a dropbear fall on me once, luckily I was walking my pet croc which then ate the drop bear. Gotta love the northern territory. :)

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That's disturbing, wrong on so many levels, but love the humor.

alvin purple said:
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Thought it was going to be a proctologists appointment.
 
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madkat1977 said:
Yes, it's a dangerous country. I had a dropbear fall on me once, luckily I was walking my pet croc which then ate the drop bear. Gotta love the northern territory. :)
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I know what you mean, as I tangled with a few gully monsters in Karratha. They always seemed to appear when I was walking home from the tavern and never when walking to tavern. Strange hey.
 
Buk said:
I know what you mean, as I tangled with a few gully monsters in Karratha. They always seemed to appear when I was walking home from the tavern and never when walking to tavern. Strange hey.
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If the stories are true it's not you the gully monsters are after But the pink elephants walking behind you buk
 
Buk said:
I know what you mean, as I tangled with a few gully monsters in Karratha. They always seemed to appear when I was walking home from the tavern and never when walking to tavern. Strange hey.
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I was walking home from the Karratha International one night with a couple of workmates. At one of the gully crossings 3 of us went in and I came out the other side by myself. I was damn lucky the gully monsters didn't get me too!
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Gobble_Doc said:
I was walking home from the Karratha International one night with a couple of workmates. At one of the gully crossings 3 of us went in and I came out the other side by myself. I was damn lucky the gully monsters didn't get me too!
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We lived to tell the story Gobble_Doc. Great survivors!
 
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