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Interesting Sayings

so many men and so few bullets - oh wait no, sorry my mistake I meant to say,
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
 
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. – George Carlin
 
Amanda Secrets said:
thats cause they die of shock before they can :eek::D
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My last relationship I did the dishes every night, mopped the floors, cleaned the bathroom, en-suite, vacuumed the whole house, did the bins, windows, and did all the house work...
 
Phoebe said:
My last relationship I did the dishes every night, mopped the floors, cleaned the bathroom, en-suite, vacuumed the whole house, did the bins, windows, and did all the house work...
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You Sir are a traitor to you sex!
:D LOL
 
Phoebe said:
Why? is there any rules that state what gender does what?
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It's innate like scratching your backside in public We aren't taught it it comes naturally
Like look at kissing the majority of men all lean their head the same way when leaning in for a kiss It is natural to us

(So endeth the lesson according to Luke Eh Amanda?)
 
Happy2 said:
It's innate like scratching your backside in public We aren't taught it it comes naturally
Like look at kissing the majority of men all lean their head the same way when leaning in for a kiss It is natural to us

(So endeth the lesson according to Luke Eh Amanda?)
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Still doesn't address my previous question....
 
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And in the luke it is so writ...................................!!! :D Wise words
 
G.B. Shaw whilst propositioning a courtesan.
He: "my Dear, would you come to bed with me for 1000 pounds?"
She: "I'm not sure Mr Shaw. Yes, I believe I would."
He: "Well then My Dear, would you come to bed with me for 5 pounds?"
She: "Oh my goodness Mr Shaw, I'm not a prostitute."
He: "My Dear, I'm believe we've already established that fact, it is the price that I'm trying to negotiate."
 
Actually, Benny had quite quirky but self-evident truths galore.

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George Burns the comedian when asked what quality he most valued in a woman...."proximity"
 
Happy2 said:
Good to see you've turned to the lord , in an attempt to curb that bad gramma fed, red mist that afflicts you T.O.A.D
Sorry I meant Your XLNC
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Talking to myself is one of my rare weaknesses. :angelic:
 
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