• If you are having any problems posting threads plz message Kate. since latest update we have had 6 members with problems, sorted those but yet to find the problem.

Imperial system going to make a come back???

Dez

...the floor is lava
Legend Member
I think my head just imploded...

Link is broken so has been taken down

Australia will revert to using miles, ounces, yards and furlongs next year, more than 40 years after the imperial system was first phased out in favour of metric measurements.

Prime Minister Tony Abbott made the announcement late yesterday as part of his broader plan to return to colonial era thinking.

“Too often we cast tradition aside without due consideration to the impact it has on our social fabric,” Mr Abbott said in a speech to Parliament. “This is a natural step, an important step in our future as a nation”.

Mr Abbott, who said he had been considering the change for some time, pointed out that many Australians already regularly use the imperial system. He joked that Senator George Brandis had recently asked him to guess how many yards of bookshelf space he has. “I guessed two hundred, which, as it turns out, was miles off,” Mr Abbott said to laughter.

The correct length is 28 chains.

While the cost for changing existing infrastructure, such as road signage, could run into the thousands of pounds, Mr Abbott said it would be money well spent.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Ahoy;- what do expect? we voted in an idiot.
The next stage will be that everyone needs to sing;- "God Save the Queen" each day before we start to work
 
Ahoy;- what do expect? we voted in an idiot.
The next stage will be that everyone needs to sing;- "God Save the Queen" each day before we start to work
and don't forget our " Pledge to our nation " WTF some one get a gun :)

how far in the past are we going to go . no computers , no electricity ?????????
 
Not sure if this thread is serious or not... But just FYI that is a satirical article. Great laugh still though! :D
 
  • Like
Reactions: Dez
I knew it was a satirical piece- but the thought still makes my head implode! LOL
 
At last I will be able to stop the cops calling me SIR

Senior constable Clint hardarse Sir kindly blow into the tube

FB2 As of yet officer , Tony has not Knighted me but any day soon..........


Senior constable Clint hardarse reaches for his taser .

FB2 For fuck sake cant you cunts take a joke.

Senior constable Clint hardarse ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz



FB2 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaggggggggggggg
 
Last edited:
Well I didn't vote for him
We reap what we sew
Everyones too busy blaming the other guy and thinking they are all the same so who cares who you vote for to pick a candidate
Might have to stand up for one of those senate seats next time round.

My cars still in miles... so even if it were true...I'd be fine
Even though I was born after the metric system was introduced I can convert both ways anyway.

Maybe they should have done the article next Tuesday
 
"My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it." :D
 
Well, they call it satire, but seeing as this was announced in the same week that the PM decided (without running it through Parliament - Hello Democracy???) to reinstate "Orders of the Realm" (Sirs, Dames and such - nevermind that the "Realm" as such doesn't exist any more either - kind of like our representative democracy, jus' sayin') we could be just a hop, skip and a jump (or 5/8ths of a furlong as we will soon be required to describe it) away...
 
Back
Top