If size doesn't matter, then...

[Saguaro]

...why is 7" the most popular size of dildo that is purchased when the realistic average is about 5.5"? This is a real question, I'm not trying to be sarcastic with this.

 

[Trishaxxx2]

for myself because I've been a sex worker the average size is just normal for me but when I get a bigger size I get more excited because different sensations well as long as they know how to fucken use it sometimes they don't know how to use it

 

[Saguaro]

"...when I get a bigger size I get more excited..."

(sigh)...I understand.

 

[Trishaxxx2]

Size doesn't always matter, my ex partner was tiny AF and he made me feel more like a women then every man I have slept with in my life.

 

[TantraShiva]

for myself because I've been a sex worker the average size is just normal for me but when I get a bigger size I get more excited because different sensations well as long as they know how to fucken use it sometimes they don't know how to use it

So would you say youve lost sensitivity?

 

[Phoebe]

...why is 7" the most popular size of dildo that is purchased when the realistic average is about 5.5"? This is a real question, I'm not trying to be sarcastic with this.

So the ladies can feel their Cervix's as its another G-Spot location, and a 5.5 inch Penis can't touch it...

 

[Saguaro]

Size doesn't always matter, my ex partner was tiny AF and he made me feel more like a women then every man I have slept with in my life.

This is encouraging. If I may be so bold, what sort of things did he do to make you feel more like a woman? If I may be even bolder, what range in your estimation, does "tiny AF" equate to in centimeters?

 

[Trishaxxx2]

So would you say youve lost sensitivity?

No babe, just means I need a change. not often do I get a HUGE dick lol I'll do all the work because most of the time they don't know how to use it hahaha

 

[Ciao Baby]

So the ladies can feel their Cervix's as its another G-Spot location, and a 5.5 inch Penis can't touch it...

What is this G spot u speak of?

 

[Phoebe]

What is this G spot u speak of?

At the top of the Cervix.... which is why western women love African men... ..

 

[Trishaxxx2]

This is encouraging. If I may be so bold, what sort of things did he do to make you feel more like a woman? If I may be even bolder, what range in your estimation, does "tiny AF" equate to in centimeters?

the average erect penis is 13.12 cm (5.16 inches) long so they say and I just checked a ruler I think that is definitely not the average lol haha so whoever typed that was wrong haha but I would say my ex was just under at 12cm girth wasnt very big so he was long but small in girth.

1. he was French haha
2. He moulded my body with his hands, linked hands during and he would put me in the scissor position so I could watch him driving into me while he watched me taking it and mind you I thought I wldnt be able to feel anything, but being put in the right position there is possibilities and he's obviously learnt that over the years, he knows he is small and he wanted women to feel good very much a giver not a taker.

 

[Trishaxxx2]

At the top of the Cervix.... which is why western women love African men... ..

Nope, nope and nope

 

[Phoebe]

Nope, nope and nope

Spoil Sport..

 

[Ciao Baby]

https://www.facebook.com/17614953850/posts/10157757279688851

 

[Phoebe]

https://www.facebook.com/17614953850/posts/10157757279688851

Or:

 

[Ciao Baby]

Size doesn't seem 2 matter 2 this couple

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=596968034089225

 

[CraigieBoi]

I often hear about length but guys seem to forget girls like girth (width) of penis as well. I've read that generally girls prefer girth over length.

 

[Slugger1]

I often hear about length but guys seem to forget girls like girth (width) of penis as well. I've read that generally girls prefer girth over length.

I had a WL tell me the same thing but I thought she was just being polite ha ha.

 

[TantraShiva]

Girth gives greater pressure inside the vagina. So when going in and out of a woman, try going in and up against the vagina roof/ceiling rather than just in and out.

 

[Ciao Baby]

My bacon torpedo is a bit longer than a 250ml red bull can & a bit thicker
Would that b considered average?

 

[Pluck a Duck]

As the resident historian, I came across this post from the dark ages and it was hilarious!!! Feel free to add in your comparisons to it folks! Go on guys and girls, stick to the theme - all sentences must begin with "My dick is so big..."

Contrarian wrote:

I miss the Drew Carey show!

Drew Carey's 101 Big Dick Jokes - This is a classic comedy bit developed by Drew Carey. He planned to develop the 101 jokes into a dirty book with illustrations. He was going to publish it under the pen name "Ted Kennedy."


My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.

My dick is so big, I went to The Viper Room and my dick got right in. I had to stand and argue with the doorman.

My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.

My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.

My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.

My dick has an elevator and a lobby.

My dick has better credit than I do.

My dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum.

My dick is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.

My dick is so big, it has casters.

My dick is so big, I'm already f**king a girl tomorrow.

My dick is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbor.

My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick.

My dick is so big, it lives next door.

My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second, and third.

My dick is so big, it votes.

My dick is a better dresser than I am.

My dick is so big, it has a three-picture deal.

My dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.

My dick is so big, Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th home run.

My dick is the Walrus, koo koo ga joob.

No matter where I go, my dick always gets there first.

My dick takes longer lunches than I do.

My dick contributed fifty thousand dollars to the Democratic National Committee.

My dick was once the ambassador to China.

My dick is so big, it's gone condo.

My dick was almost drafted by the Cleveland Browns, but Art Modell didn't want a bigger dick than himself.

My dick is so big, I use the Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.

It's so big, when it rains the head of my dick doesn't get wet.

My dick is so big, I could wear it as a tie if I wasn't so afraid of getting a hard-on and killing myself.

My dick is so big, I have to use an elastic zipper.

My dick is so big, it has feet.

My dick is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.

My dick is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me off.

My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.

My dick is so big, they use the bullet train to test my condoms.

My dick is so big, it has investors.

My dick is so big, it seats six.

My dick is so big, I use a hula hoop as a cock ring.

My dick is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole.

My dick is so big, King Kong is going to crawl up it in the next remake.

My dick is so big, it has an opening act.

My dick is so big I can f**k an elevator shaft.

My dick is so big, it has its own Wheaties box.

My dick is so big, I have to cook it breakfast in the mornings.

My dick is so big, the city had to carve a hole in the middle of it so cars could get through.

My dick is so big, every time I get hard I cause a solar eclipse.

My dick is so big, it only plays arenas.

If you cut my dick in two, you can tell how old I am.

My dick was once set on fire for a Dino DiLaurentis movie.

My dick is so big, it needs an airplane warning light.

My dick is so big, Trump owns it.

My dick is so big that we're all a part of it, and it's all a part of us.

My dick is so big, I can never sit in the front row.

My dick is so big, it has its own dick. And even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.

My dick is so big, you can't blow me without a ladder.

My dick is so big, it only does one show a night.

My dick is so big, you can ski down it.

My dick is so big, it has elbows.

My dick is so big, I have to check it as luggage when I fly.

My dick is so big, it has a personal trainer.

My dick is so big, that right now it's in the other room fixing us drinks.

My dick is so big, it has a retractable dome.

My dick is so big, it has stairs up the center like the Statue of Liberty.

My dick is so big, it's against the law to f**k me without protective headgear.

My dick is so big, I could f**k a tuba.

My dick is so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.

My dick is so big, it has its own gravity

NASA once launched a space probe to search for the tip of my dick.

My dick is so big, it's impossible to see all of it without a satellite.

The inside of my dick contains billions and billions of stars.

My dick is so big, it has a spine.

My dick is so big, it has a basement.

My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.

My dick is more muscular than I am.

My dick is so big it has cable.

My dick is so big, it violates seventeen zoning laws.

My dick is so big, it has its own page in the Sierra Club calendar.

My dick is so big, it has a fifty-yard line.

My dick is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a blow job in Tennessee.

My dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free.

My dick is so big, I can braid it.

My dick is so big, that when it's Eastern Standard Time at the tip, it's Central Mountain Time at my balls.

My dick is so big, I painted the foreskin red, white, and blue and used it as a flag.

My dick is so big, I can sit on it.

My dick is so big, it can chew gum.

My dick is so big, it only tips with hundreds.

My dick is so big, the Carnegie Deli named a sandwich after it. Actually, two sandwiches.

My dick is so big, the city was going to build a statue of it but they ran out of cement.

My dick is so big, Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it.

My dick is so big, when I get hard my eyebrows get pulled down to my neck.

My dick is so big, you're standing on it.

My dick is so big, it only comes into work when it feels like it.

My dick is so big, it plays golf with the president.

My dick is so big, it charges money for its autograph.

My dick is so big, it has an agent. My dick's people will call your people. Let's have lunch with my dick.

My dick is so big, it's right behind you

Homer wrote:

My dick is so big, it would be blocking everyone's view in the cinema.

My dick is so big, they'd make a movie called Mo' B Dick.

My dick is so big, it puts Dick Tracy to shame.

My dick is so big, it dwarfs the male pornstars.

My dick is so big, 69 is a distant number.

My dick is so big, it renders twitter useless.

My dick is so big, it almost has its own social media called DickBook.

My dick is so big, my cousin Hung Long had to change his name.

My dick is so big, it made a bigger mushroom cloud than the atom bomb.

My dick is so big, it would have won the World War II.

My dick is so big, it has its own Dicktionary.

Dallas wrote:

My dick is so big that when I got circumcised I ended up with a spare fan belt for the Massey Ferguson

Homer wrote:

My dick is so big, when I go to a footy game it sits next to everyone.

Benny wrote:

My dick's so big I get gravel rash dragging it along the ground.............

Homer wrote again:

My dick is so big, when I go to a footy game it sits next to everyone.

My dick is so big, I was rejected for the role of Superman, I kept ripping the red underwear.

My dick is so big, it assisted the power that be, to flood the world in the story of Noah's Ark.

My dick is so big, it could repopulate the entire universe.

My dick is so big, it starred in Sperminator I, II & III.

 

[Phoebe]

Its not the dick that's the problem it's the control unit that lets it down!

 

[Farm Boy 2]

My bacon torpedo is a bit longer than a 250ml red bull can & a bit thicker
Would that b considered average?

No but boasting is very average , so is lying .

 

[Farm Boy 2]

As the resident historian, I came across this post from the dark ages and it was hilarious!!! Feel free to add in your comparisons to it folks! Go on guys and girls, stick to the theme - all sentences must begin with "My dick is so big..."

Contrarian wrote:

I miss the Drew Carey show!

Drew Carey's 101 Big Dick Jokes - This is a classic comedy bit developed by Drew Carey. He planned to develop the 101 jokes into a dirty book with illustrations. He was going to publish it under the pen name "Ted Kennedy."


My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.

My dick is so big, I went to The Viper Room and my dick got right in. I had to stand and argue with the doorman.

My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.

My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.

My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.

My dick has an elevator and a lobby.

My dick has better credit than I do.

My dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum.

My dick is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.

My dick is so big, it has casters.

My dick is so big, I'm already f**king a girl tomorrow.

My dick is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbor.

My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick.

My dick is so big, it lives next door.

My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second, and third.

My dick is so big, it votes.

My dick is a better dresser than I am.

My dick is so big, it has a three-picture deal.

My dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.

My dick is so big, Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th home run.

My dick is the Walrus, koo koo ga joob.

No matter where I go, my dick always gets there first.

My dick takes longer lunches than I do.

My dick contributed fifty thousand dollars to the Democratic National Committee.

My dick was once the ambassador to China.

My dick is so big, it's gone condo.

My dick was almost drafted by the Cleveland Browns, but Art Modell didn't want a bigger dick than himself.

My dick is so big, I use the Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.

It's so big, when it rains the head of my dick doesn't get wet.

My dick is so big, I could wear it as a tie if I wasn't so afraid of getting a hard-on and killing myself.

My dick is so big, I have to use an elastic zipper.

My dick is so big, it has feet.

My dick is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.

My dick is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me off.

My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.

My dick is so big, they use the bullet train to test my condoms.

My dick is so big, it has investors.

My dick is so big, it seats six.

My dick is so big, I use a hula hoop as a cock ring.

My dick is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole.

My dick is so big, King Kong is going to crawl up it in the next remake.

My dick is so big, it has an opening act.

My dick is so big I can f**k an elevator shaft.

My dick is so big, it has its own Wheaties box.

My dick is so big, I have to cook it breakfast in the mornings.

My dick is so big, the city had to carve a hole in the middle of it so cars could get through.

My dick is so big, every time I get hard I cause a solar eclipse.

My dick is so big, it only plays arenas.

If you cut my dick in two, you can tell how old I am.

My dick was once set on fire for a Dino DiLaurentis movie.

My dick is so big, it needs an airplane warning light.

My dick is so big, Trump owns it.

My dick is so big that we're all a part of it, and it's all a part of us.

My dick is so big, I can never sit in the front row.

My dick is so big, it has its own dick. And even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.

My dick is so big, you can't blow me without a ladder.

My dick is so big, it only does one show a night.

My dick is so big, you can ski down it.

My dick is so big, it has elbows.

My dick is so big, I have to check it as luggage when I fly.

My dick is so big, it has a personal trainer.

My dick is so big, that right now it's in the other room fixing us drinks.

My dick is so big, it has a retractable dome.

My dick is so big, it has stairs up the center like the Statue of Liberty.

My dick is so big, it's against the law to f**k me without protective headgear.

My dick is so big, I could f**k a tuba.

My dick is so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.

My dick is so big, it has its own gravity

NASA once launched a space probe to search for the tip of my dick.

My dick is so big, it's impossible to see all of it without a satellite.

The inside of my dick contains billions and billions of stars.

My dick is so big, it has a spine.

My dick is so big, it has a basement.

My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.

My dick is more muscular than I am.

My dick is so big it has cable.

My dick is so big, it violates seventeen zoning laws.

My dick is so big, it has its own page in the Sierra Club calendar.

My dick is so big, it has a fifty-yard line.

My dick is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a blow job in Tennessee.

My dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free.

My dick is so big, I can braid it.

My dick is so big, that when it's Eastern Standard Time at the tip, it's Central Mountain Time at my balls.

My dick is so big, I painted the foreskin red, white, and blue and used it as a flag.

My dick is so big, I can sit on it.

My dick is so big, it can chew gum.

My dick is so big, it only tips with hundreds.

My dick is so big, the Carnegie Deli named a sandwich after it. Actually, two sandwiches.

My dick is so big, the city was going to build a statue of it but they ran out of cement.

My dick is so big, Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it.

My dick is so big, when I get hard my eyebrows get pulled down to my neck.

My dick is so big, you're standing on it.

My dick is so big, it only comes into work when it feels like it.

My dick is so big, it plays golf with the president.

My dick is so big, it charges money for its autograph.

My dick is so big, it has an agent. My dick's people will call your people. Let's have lunch with my dick.

My dick is so big, it's right behind you

Homer wrote:

My dick is so big, it would be blocking everyone's view in the cinema.

My dick is so big, they'd make a movie called Mo' B Dick.

My dick is so big, it puts Dick Tracy to shame.

My dick is so big, it dwarfs the male pornstars.

My dick is so big, 69 is a distant number.

My dick is so big, it renders twitter useless.

My dick is so big, it almost has its own social media called DickBook.

My dick is so big, my cousin Hung Long had to change his name.

My dick is so big, it made a bigger mushroom cloud than the atom bomb.

My dick is so big, it would have won the World War II.

My dick is so big, it has its own Dicktionary.

Dallas wrote:

My dick is so big that when I got circumcised I ended up with a spare fan belt for the Massey Ferguson

Homer wrote:

My dick is so big, when I go to a footy game it sits next to everyone.

Benny wrote:

My dick's so big I get gravel rash dragging it along the ground.............

Homer wrote again:

My dick is so big, when I go to a footy game it sits next to everyone.

My dick is so big, I was rejected for the role of Superman, I kept ripping the red underwear.

My dick is so big, it assisted the power that be, to flood the world in the story of Noah's Ark.

My dick is so big, it could repopulate the entire universe.

My dick is so big, it starred in Sperminator I, II & III.

I have grave doubts about your claims Duck

 

[smarquin]

At the top of the Cervix.... which is why western women love African men... ..

Is that why all the Kardashian and Jenner opted for black man ...

 

[Leah-Louisa]

I thought she was just being polite ha ha.
[/QUOTE]

Is that a thing?? Saying untrue things to protect someone else's feelings?? Who knew!! I must learn this piece of witchcraft

 

[Melanie Ryder]

So the ladies can feel their Cervix's as its another G-Spot location, and a 5.5 inch Penis can't touch it...

Talking about the A-spot?

 

[Melanie Ryder]

It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean

 

[testbrain]

Good black cock for lease.

 

[Alfred]

No need to go back into history Ducky because your alter ego Historian re-posted this a couple of months ago. He claims he's the historian "... As the resident historian ...".

Hard to keep track of your cadet journalist posts I suppose