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How many holes?

Hmmm, so if we eat something out of an animal's arse, will humans eat shit from a human's hole or will people die laughing thinking it's one big yolk?
 
No matter how bad you think you have it, if you are having a tough day! just remember how hard the animals have it
I think how bad I have it when I make the mistake of KFC or McDonald's. The next morning I have a very moving experience. Professionals call it a stomach ache or diarrhoea.
 
No matter how bad you think you have it, if you are having a tough day! just remember how hard the animals have it
If you think like that, animals will say the same about us. Having a bad day. Just remember humans have 2 holes, worse if you are a women maintaining 3 holes daily. Life is easier with 1.
 
Well you wouldnt take your pet, gut him/her and chop his/her body into pieces and consume them? it would be nice if we all extended that same kindness to animals :)
 
If you think like that, animals will say the same about us. Having a bad day. Just remember humans have 2 holes, worse if you are a women maintaining 3 holes daily. Life is easier with 1.
Most animals probably don't spend too much time maintaining their holes?
 
every vegan I've known looks so unhealthy...their skin, teeth etc

The guilt trip angle ain't the way to go about your agenda though, people will just take the piss (as seen above) 🫣
 
Whenever I see a guy with a pony tail, I can't help but think of those horses. What do you get under a pony tail? An arsehole! I look at these guys and think I wouldn't want to work with them.
 
So one night this Australian businessman hires a Japanese escort at Langtrees. The go upstairs to do the deed and while he's doing it, the Japanese escort, who can't speak English, keeps saying "Shimano, shimano". The businessman knows he's doing a great job if she's shouting in ecstacy like that and continues 'til the end. Yes to the last cries of "Shimano, shimano"!

Two days later the same Australian businessman is with a Japanese-Australian business colleague and his Japanese caddy and they're on the golf course. The game comes down to a crucial putt. The Japanese man sinks the putt.

The caddy shouts out; "Shimano". The Japanese-Australian guy gets really furious and shouts at the caddy; "What do you mean, wrong hole!!!!"
 
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