sunyun
Legend Member
I have a pet theory that high heels, and especially stilettos were invented by a bloke who had just caught his missus in bed with the neighbour, and wanted revenge on all women !
So now he smiles while watching women all over the world stagger around, smiling through gritted teeth, as they try to look fashionable - and he gets paid for the concept too !
Either that, or they were designed as a means of medieval torture during the Spanish Inquisition to torture the ungodly.
Either way - they clearly involve torture !
So now he smiles while watching women all over the world stagger around, smiling through gritted teeth, as they try to look fashionable - and he gets paid for the concept too !
Either that, or they were designed as a means of medieval torture during the Spanish Inquisition to torture the ungodly.
Either way - they clearly involve torture !