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Horrible "Exploratory Operations"-sometimes must be done.

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Tyler

Now...

I know it is NOT a nice topic, but Colonoscopies are a horrible truth for people like me with a family history of cancer of the bowel and lower regions.

On my first one I thought it'd be a nice introduction by drawing a smileyface on my backside (with permanent marker-it stayed smiley for a while!). So I did. In fact in my anesthetised state, I heard the nurses laughing.

The doctor told me of people putting "Exit only, no entry" and "do not enter" on their bums. But i was thinking of something more like this:

"I've had better things up my ass".

Any other ideas? :-)

Regards,

Tyler.

PS: Or I guess it could be "I've had WORSE things up my ass!".
 
**** off or I'll roll over and bite off your dick!

Not to you, city, to the doc.
 
:sign10: Thats ok Tyler... for seconded there thought opps what have I done. That, or you were just chatting me up. lol
 
as uncomfortable as they r Tyler make sure u get them regularly other wise u might have to have a bowel reconstruction or worse and ive had a bowel reconstruction and i will say id rather have a nail driven thru my d i c k than go thru that again i can tell ya ... there is nuthin as painfull as that... and the after surgery pain well it stays with ya for about 2-3 months...
so good girl for puttin up with it and havin a good sense of humor to go with it ...
 
lol sintoo!!!

"Do you have one with a bit more girth?"

PS citycentral: you naughty devil, you! *bats eyelashes* :-)
 
Nice one..

:sign10: Good one W&L.

How about "and YOU think your having a bad day!"
 
Bravado

LAUGHING MY ARSE OFF! :headbang:
 
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