Hmmm how.... She must be blonde

[Phoebe]

‘Every time it went off it was like my entire abdomen was vibrating’

One woman’s pleasure turned into a whole lot of pain after a sex toy she was using disappeared, only to be later discovered lodged inside her by medical staff.

www.news.com.au

Looking at the Xray, she has a IUD too.. 10/10

 

[CraftyBear]

I took a blonde girlfriend to a sex shop and told her she could pick any toy she liked. A little while later she returned and said "I like this big red one!" I had to point out she'd taken the fire extinguisher from the wall.

 

[bad_mojo]

Add one wheelie office chair and a long straight corridor and believe me, it's a sex toy. Single use only, sadly...

 

[Phoebe]

Add one wheelie office chair and a long straight corridor and believe me, it's a sex toy. Single use only, sadly...

Care to explain.

 

[bad_mojo]

1.Sit on chair, make sure corridor is clear, point nozzle of fire extinguisher in opposite direction to direction of travel.
2. Pull trigger!
Realistically illustrated at 1.16

 

[Phoebe]

1.Sit on chair, make sure corridor is clear, point nozzle of fire extinguisher in opposite direction to direction of travel.
2. Pull trigger!
Realistically illustrated at 1.16

OH... but thats going backwards... hmmmm maybe I am missing something..