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Rachy

Rachy

Rachael Canberra
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A Vibrator – and a Pair of Tongs When she/he says, “Go deeper”, so you grab the closest thing to you in the heat of the moment. I can’t believe the tongs were included!

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Barbie “Ill play ken, you be barbie” Poor Barbie, her pretty face was only good for the butthole!
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An Egg? “It’s for a science project, I swear,” I bet that egg should’ve been hard boiled after 5 minutes.

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A tape Gotta preserve the classics. Oooh, diagonal goodness.
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A Wine Bottle – and a Coat Hanger

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Why am I not surprised
When you said Barbie and tongs I must say i was also expecting lots of long meat sausages to be involved
As they say Men cant really be trusted with tongs at the Barbie
 
Barbie and tongs make a nice song while seeking a Ken Hole...don't you think your butt need not a drink butt the bottle does make a nice decor.

Many years and moons ago while driving, heard on z radio, curiosity got the best of this dude who was bold with his lab experiment. He who pushed a chicken bone up where the sun don't shine will walk like a stone.
 
They say there's nothing like an 8 track to clear your main track.
How about a constipated looking Phil help you clear your track?

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Ahhh...nothing rims like the Golden Ring.

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You dont need to insert Phil to cure constipation You only have to listen to him
Come to think of it insertion may be less painful
 
Happy2 said:
Excuse me I gotta run
Or is that I've got the runs?
Bloody Phil Collins
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Awwwwwwwwwwwww poor baby....... so next time we know you are at Langtrees we lock in a room and play Phil over the PA system just to that room of course.....
 
Phoebe said:
Awwwwwwwwwwwww poor baby....... so next time we know you are at Langtrees we lock in a room and play Phil over the PA system just to that room of course.....
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You dislike the LT ladies that much ?
I thought your whole raison d'être was to make women's lives better and yet you wish this fate on some poor girl?
I have said this of you before and no doubt have to say it again You Sir! Are a hypocrite
Or should that be Sir spelled Cur?
 
Happy2 said:
You dislike the LT ladies that much ?
I thought your whole raison d'être was to make women's lives better and yet you wish this fate on some poor girl?
I have said this of you before and no doubt have to say it again You Sir! Are a hypocrite
Or should that be Sir spelled Cur?
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DID I say to lock a working lady in there with you?????? re-read my comment. obviously you have not gone to spec-savers....... put your glasses on.... ;) so did I ????
 
I will say even if alone in a room I know how the Langtrees system works a Woman would be made to clean up the mess And I if you and your minions As it would not be you alone locked me in a room to make said mess I would not be a gentleman about it I assure you

So due to your faux respect for women another woman would be cleaning up a mans mess

No more replies will be responded to on this mattter Mon sewer Sorry French is not my first language I hope I spelled that right
 
Happy2 said:
I will say even if alone in a room I know how the Langtrees system works a Woman would be made to clean up the mess And I if you and your minions As it would not be you alone locked me in a room to make said mess I would not be a gentleman about it I assure you

So due to your faux respect for women another woman would be cleaning up a mans mess

No more replies will be responded to on this mattter Mon sewer Sorry French is not my first language I hope I spelled that right
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What MESS ? if you are in a freshly made room alone and you make a mess, THEN be a gentleman like we all know you are and clean it up, surely you have been taught that during your 79 years on the 3rd rock from the sun....

My respect is not fake as you say, and see above about said mess........
 
dear RACHY i appololgize re the actions of the couple of unedumacated peeple who are trying( very ) to
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ur lovely informative thread
 
bepp said:
dear RACHY i appololgize re the actions of the couple of unedumacated peeple who are trying( very ) to
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ur lovely informative thread
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Just because you can't keep up with The Clampett up north and me being the city slicker I am, you have to go down the track of "Hi-Jack" ..... I think the amount of times you have posted that sign Me thinks you could be Al qaeda in disguise...... ;) which leads me to ask this, how are your knees? LOL
 
Yes, many times.

Have also been dressed up like a woman and she did me with a strap on. She loved it more then I did.
 
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