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So yesterday I went to Woolworths Leanyer with @NaughtyThoughts
I went to buy a bag of dog biscuits for my dogs Scarlet and Pablo because we were out.
I'm in line for self checkout, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.
I stare at her (those who know me will imagine my 'look') why would I be buying dog food... right?
So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but 15 kilos less!
I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the biscuits in your bag and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).
Shocked, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me.
I answered...of course not!
I was admitted because I bent down to smell the ass of another dog and I was hit by a car!!
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard!
I have to confess... this is of course was stolen from another page to make you smile because we all need to continue to laugh......
Just thought i would change the subject of the constant covid posts.
We need to laugh more! Have a GREAT DAY
 
Tania Smiley said:
So yesterday I went to Woolworths Leanyer with @NaughtyThoughts
I went to buy a bag of dog biscuits for my dogs Scarlet and Pablo because we were out.
I'm in line for self checkout, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.
I stare at her (those who know me will imagine my 'look') why would I be buying dog food... right?
So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but 15 kilos less!
I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the biscuits in your bag and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).
Shocked, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me.
I answered...of course not!
I was admitted because I bent down to smell the ass of another dog and I was hit by a car!!
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard!
I have to confess... this is of course was stolen from another page to make you smile because we all need to continue to laugh......
Just thought i would change the subject of the constant covid posts.
We need to laugh more! Have a GREAT DAY
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Now you piss on all the fire hydrants and stop signs though...
 
Phoebe said:
Oh do you do in latex and leather with a bit of lace mixed in?
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Tania Admin said:
So yesterday I went to Woolworths Leanyer with @NaughtyThoughts
I went to buy a bag of dog biscuits for my dogs Scarlet and Pablo because we were out.
I'm in line for self checkout, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.
I stare at her (those who know me will imagine my 'look') why would I be buying dog food... right?
So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but 15 kilos less!
I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the biscuits in your bag and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).
Shocked, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me.
I answered...of course not!
I was admitted because I bent down to smell the ass of another dog and I was hit by a car!!
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard!
I have to confess... this is of course was stolen from another page to make you smile because we all need to continue to laugh......
Just thought i would change the subject of the constant covid posts.
We need to laugh more! Have a GREAT DAY
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that's the bestest pure gold dust
 
Tania Admin said:
So yesterday I went to Woolworths Leanyer with @NaughtyThoughts
I went to buy a bag of dog biscuits for my dogs Scarlet and Pablo because we were out.
I'm in line for self checkout, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.
I stare at her (those who know me will imagine my 'look') why would I be buying dog food... right?
So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but 15 kilos less!
I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the biscuits in your bag and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).
Shocked, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me.
I answered...of course not!
I was admitted because I bent down to smell the ass of another dog and I was hit by a car!!
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard!
I have to confess... this is of course was stolen from another page to make you smile because we all need to continue to laugh......
Just thought i would change the subject of the constant covid posts.
We need to laugh more! Have a GREAT DAY
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haha .....very funny
 
So if I went on a cat food diet . Would I get to sniff and hump more pussy and bury my shit in the back yard . ?
 
Tania Admin said:
So yesterday I went to Woolworths Leanyer with @NaughtyThoughts
I went to buy a bag of dog biscuits for my dogs Scarlet and Pablo because we were out.
I'm in line for self checkout, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.
I stare at her (those who know me will imagine my 'look') why would I be buying dog food... right?
So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but 15 kilos less!
I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the biscuits in your bag and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).
Shocked, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me.
I answered...of course not!
I was admitted because I bent down to smell the ass of another dog and I was hit by a car!!
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard!
I have to confess... this is of course was stolen from another page to make you smile because we all need to continue to laugh......
Just thought i would change the subject of the constant SHI posts.
We need to laugh more! Have a GREAT DAY
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Great story and i was at Leanyer Woolies last Wednesday
 
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