Happy Wife Happy Life

[BlackDagger_Au]

Really lol

 

[Jack sparrow]

Good luck with that !!

 

[BlackDagger_Au]

Good luck with that !!

I agree lol.

 

[mrys]

Are you Doob reincarnated?

 

[Senfam]

My wife is very happy no sex for 17 years

 

[Terminator]

Isn't that the definition of impossibility,
Happy wife happy life lol

 

[Yorkshire Lad]

My wife is very happy no sex for 17 years

Bought the tee shirt on that one bro

 

[johnmatilda]

Don't let that shit phrase fool you boys. It was invented by a wife. You're not a slave to pander to make a wife happy. If she's not happy from within, you can't make her happy from without. And remember that her happiness is not your responsibility but it will be your problem.

Live long and prosper boys

 

[johnmatilda]

My wife is very happy no sex for 17 years

Sad but true. And you're also not allowed to have sex with other women. Crazy.

 

[BlackDagger_Au]

Sad but true. And you're also not allowed to have sex with other women. Crazy.

How about a bit of sexy time tonight love ? She says, you have a hand . Just Saying

 

[BlackDagger_Au]

Don't let that shit phrase fool you boys. It was invented by a wife. You're not a slave to pander to make a wife happy. If she's not happy from within, you can't make her happy from without. And remember that her happiness is not your responsibility but it will be your problem.

Live long and prosper boys

Really lol Maybe that's why I'm in the spare bedroom . Cheers

 

[James3006]

Happy hooker happy life. That’s been my best experiences in life.

 

[BlackDagger_Au]

Happy hooker happy life. That’s been my best experiences in life.

LoL

 

[johnmatilda]

How about a bit of sexy time tonight love ? She says, you have a hand . Just Saying

When I asked for sexy time, my ex partner said I had not one but two hands. She also told me to go pay a hooker. I did two things. Kicked her out then went to the hooker. Best advise she ever gave me. Now I get more ass than a toilet seat!

 

[johnmatilda]

Really lol Maybe that's why I'm in the spare bedroom . Cheers

At least now you don't have to lie down next to her unable to sleep because you have pitched a tent. Now you can pull up pornhub and blow the roof off!

 

[BlackDagger_Au]

At least now you don't have to lie down next to her unable to sleep because you have pitched a tent. Now you can pull up pornhub and blow the roof off!

Them days are just a memory lol. Can't be bothered watching that crap. Better things to do. Thanks for caring

 

[BlackDagger_Au]

When I asked for sexy time, my ex partner said I had not one but two hands. She also told me to go pay a hooker. I did two things. Kicked her out then went to the hooker. Best advise she ever gave me. Now I get more ass than a toilet seat!

Gee now you have a good life. Cheers

 

[bd123]

My wife is very happy no sex for 17 years

Thats not a wife, thats a roommate, hope you charge her rent haha

 

[John Smithl]

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[BlackDagger_Au]

Thats not a wife, thats a roommate, hope you charge her rent haha

Gee what have I started lol. No females have left any comments . Boys will be Boys

 

[openotherside]

Remind the women in your life that 'happy King, happy Kingdom'.

 

[Jamie Jackson]

Are you Doob reincarnated?

Please don’t wish that on us

 

[R041]

the last question my wife ever asked me was, "you and I are not getting on very well any more, what are YOU going to do about it?
Sometimes opportunity only knocks once, "well then, lets just wrap it up" I said. She didnt know what to say and thats the first time she was lost for words and also the first time she couldnt think of an arguement to put me in my place. Silent wife, happy life. Woohoo.

 

[R041]

Remind the women in your life that 'happy King, happy Kingdom'.

Who says a King has to be married?

 

[John Smithl]

Who says a King has to be married?

@openotherside didn't say a king has to be married

 

[johnmatilda]

the last question my wife ever asked me was, "you and I are not getting on very well any more, what are YOU going to do about it?
Sometimes opportunity only knocks once, "well then, lets just wrap it up" I said. She didnt know what to say and thats the first time she was lost for words and also the first time she couldnt think of an arguement to put me in my place. Silent wife, happy life. Woohoo.

Proud of you son! Wives expect their husbands to mend the relationship and to pander to their whims. F***k that! It's a two way street.

 

[johnmatilda]

@openotherside didn't say a king has to be married

Amen. A kingdom doesn't need a queen but it needs a king. Ain't no one ever heard of a queendom!

 

[R041]

Proud of you son! Wives expect their husbands to mend the relationship and to pander to their whims. F***k that! It's a two way street.

After 45 years of marriage to 2 of the same type of woman I was done and found an exit presented to me on a plate. I'm outa here.

 

[tonymontana]

After 45 years of marriage to 2 of the same type of woman I was done and found an exit presented to me on a plate. I'm outa here.

I’m taking the same route…

 

[John Smithl]

After 45 years of marriage to 2 of the same type of woman I was done and found an exit presented to me on a plate. I'm outa here.

One 10 year marriage is enough for me.
If I had my time again, I would have a Binding Financial Agreement in place, or not get married.

I hope the young men of today are much more cautious of the risks and consequences of marriage and divorce in a sense of mental wellbeing, finances, and access to children.