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Happy Pirate is Sooo handsome

LMAO I read it all wrong thinking you started a thread saying your handsome the HP and H2 is all to much at times me thinks time for more coffee
If your looking for clever it's not me luv
 
HP is Sooo handsome Tina Tequila nearly went straight
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HP is sooo handsome he had to take out his own eye and wear a patch just to give the rest of us a look in with the ladies
 
HP is so handsome that his parrot flew to H2's farm to live but was disturbed by H2's unconditional love for his ewes. *pardon the punt*
 
soundz like ur turning gay H2...u should try b/p plenty of trannies for ur licking...btween HP n H2 it'll b fun times on the gang plank now....r n ting. rubbing n thrusting but who's thrusting who??
 
Yep spot on, a sexy old pirate such a turn on the very thought makes we weak at the knees has to move where no sea in sight as the temptation of the size of his ship to great
 
Happy Pirate is so handsome Pretty ladies turn him down
They're to scared they wont live up to his standards
 
Happy Pirate is Soooooooooooo handsome
Broken mirrors magically repair themselves so they to can enjoy his gorgeous reflection
 
Thats just a flat out lie Aitch Pee
I have been willing to stretch the truth for comedic effect
But lordy lordy that is just to bloody much

Plus I know your really only coxswain not captain
Theres always one isn't thete Always one :mad:
 
Ahoy;- Everyone knows.....................Pirates are dis-honest.................LOL
BUT...................I am good-Looking....................................................LOL
 
Strange place to move this thread go I would have thought
Will any fellas on-site ever look here?
 
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