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Happy Birthday

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Re: Happy Birhtday DD

Happy Birhtday gorgeous !!!!!!!!!!!!! and sorry for the delay but good wishes take time. Hope you had an awesome day. Huge hug delivered next time I see you :love10:
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R.xxxxxxxx
 
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haha yes true but I typed the word 'mispelt' into MS word and it came up with a spelling mistake and wanted me to correct it to 'misspelt' so i did it.

I thought it looked weird but I would have though Microsoft Word would have the word spelt correctly.
 
Happy birthday for thur.

Did you know it's one of our long term forum members birthday's on thur.

Happy birthday for thur fellow forum member.
 
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Perthboy Is he one those blokes we met at the Brisbane If so was it the Grey one , the bald one or the fast talkin blonde one
 
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happy2 said:
Perthboy Is he one those blokes we met at the Brisbane If so was it the Grey one , the bald one or the fast talkin blonde one
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He maybe.

H2 Refresh my memory did I have a hat on that day. Don't know if I was the grey or bald one. Lol.
 
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Perth boy said:
He maybe.

H2 Refresh my memory did I have a hat on that day. Don't know if I was the grey or bald one. Lol.
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Well if you had a hat on it was a hairhat PB But you were flaunting a few chest hairs There was enough showing to get my transplant going
 
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Happy Birthday! [insert name here] yay.gif
 
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You're only as old as the woman you are feeling Mr Dallas.
 
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Wow I like it Mr Col! ...just as long as it doesn't work the other way for the ladies XD
 
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happy2 said:
Is that why you have not been back to see our favourite GILF Chelsea Col?

Oh and happy Birthday to ....?
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As for Chelsea Mr2 she's a private w/l and as we all know sometimes it takes forever to get that magical first booking.

Birthday?... I'm Cancer
 
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colzilla said:
You're only as old as the woman you are feeling Mr Dallas.
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I have a calculation for that. The best aged lady for a man is 50% of his age plus 7 years.

So for me 50% of 26 is 13 plus 7years so the perfect age lady for me is 20 years old. Do I feel 20?
 
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That's a good calculation PB, I could work with that, I wonder what formula the ladies would find perfect?
 
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With the types of ladies we deal Mr Dallas with all that matters is this $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
 
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You're on fire tonight Mr Col :) but I think the ladies probably think that they are as old as they client they feel, this is why they fall asleep with a hot cocoa after about 10 minutes with me. I'm bringing an episode of the Golden Girls on DVD this week, that should liven things up
 
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I always liked Blanche from the Golden Girls... Now she was a GILF.
 
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In that case Mr Col they should make a series about them when they were younger called the working girls
 
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They made a porno version. Is that the DVD you were thinking of taking?


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oh, I thought that was the actual show, thought it seemed too good to be true
 
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I've got a good idea for a show ......... Dallas's Punting Adventures.

Like the Leyland Brothers except more TnA
 
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Don't think that would make fun viewing although I guess I would see a lot of the wilderness.... it could just be called Layland :-)
 
Re: Happy birthday for thur.

Happy Birthday to the Mystery Person. :occasion15

It's also Mary-Anne's Birthday this week.
 
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Tania said:
Happy Birthday to the Mystery Person. :occasion15

It's also Mary-Anne's Birthday this week.
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Same from me 'mystery person'........may all your wishes come ;)

Let me guess...........was it the 20iest or the 22nd?


R.xxxxxxx

Hi what's the date today??????
 
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