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Happy 2 and Mistress Lana are getting forum married

Mrs Langtrees

Mrs Langtrees

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Congratulations Happy2 and Mistress Lana on being the first man and woman to achieve 10,000 posts, I hope you have a wonderful forum life together and that you squabble regularly.
Lana had already achieved the 10,000 post mark and lost them all when the witch of the forum opened a thread one day and lo and behold wicked pornography was staring her in the face. She promptly decided to delete all the offending threads with out any thought to all the members post numbers being deleted as well.
The witch settled down and by member request a private club of filthy forum members was formed that Mistress Lana runs on this forum where they have all their wicked naughty pornography on view for invited members only.
The witch is not allowed to enter so i have no idea how Happy2 and Mistress Lana will celebrate their wedded bliss in porn tonight. Happy2 and Happy pirate & John Lou suggestion to restore Lana member numbers, and Lana has no idea that all of this is happening and that she now has a forum husband. I hope she boss's him around.

 
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Enjoy a piece of cake, the bride has missed:):):) the wedding, I thought she worked tonight, but she will find out she is married tomorrow.:):)

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I never thought I would marry again But I am honoured and the new sink has a brand new ball and chain with your name on it Lana
 
No I only do classy stuff... Farmer needs a wife.... hmmmm..... lots of those kind of boys out the wheatbelt... No wonder why the sheep are always far away from the farmhouse...
 
Wow come into work after a couple days off and i have a new hubby HAPPY2 is my man
and thank you Mary-anne, Happypirate, johnlou and anyone involved
never thought i would get married again.....
ill b posting the honeymoon pics in the sealed section sometime tonight..........
a couple of clean pics.......
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And this is number 10000 Yay
 
anyone who isnt a member of Lana filthy Porn..... will not be able to see the naughty wedding pics

but u can always request to join in the fun..... and if your special enough i will approve you to join in

yay this 10001
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Porn mistress and a happy tractor, yay! It won't get as dirty as this, i reckon. :cigar:

So what's the plan for honeymoon? Don't tell you two be lounging in the Filthy Porn section of the forum? :playful:
 
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